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Assmouse Cheesepants 

One who is an Assmouse wearing Cheesepants. Or one who is the "wanna be" of the group, and is always bugging you for a nickname. Assmouse Cheesepants is the perfect solution for such a friend.
Jon: C'mon guys give me a nick name!
Ken: Dude just shut up.
Larry: Ok fine Jon. You're now Assmouse Cheesepants.
Assmouse Cheesepants by Nigwar October 28, 2006

Cheese pants 

1) A social dynamic involving both cheese and pants that enables groups of people comprised of ten or more persons to complete tasks that would be impossible therewithout cheese pants.
2) An unintentional ejaculation that occurs whilst wearing pants, usually when something pleasing yet highly improbably occurs.
1) Extensive statistical analysis has shown that cheese pants results in greater progression than reckless ambition.
2) I didn't die in the fire! *cheese pants*
Cheese pants by Richard Johnson November 20, 2007

cheese pants 

The event of unexpected ejaculation in ones pants, through extreame excitement to outside stimuli.
After walking up to the brand new Ferrari, Alex proceded to make himself a pair of cheese pants. However, this was nothing compaired to the cheese pants that Kurtis made after seeing the head cheerleader flash him.

cheesepenis 

A penis that hasn't been washed in quite some time that forms a crusty substance.
That is so discusting, he has a cheesepenis.
cheesepenis by Annie Rattner March 19, 2005

Cheese Pants 

The worst idea anyone could ever have.
Guy 1: This is the worst idea you've ever had!
Guy 2: Nah, cheese pants was my worst, this is a close second.
Cheese Pants by GHRockotron3000 November 20, 2021

Cottage Cheese Pants 

The dirty white bits in about your genitals. Smelly and looks a bit like cottage cheese, thus, resulting in your pants having residue of it on the pant fibres and smelling like a chippy!
"ewww he hasn't washed in days! i bet he has cottage cheese pants!"
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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