cheese penis

A penis which has not been washed for several days gains a cheese-like texture which emits an offensive odor. See also "ballfunk," "nut funk," or "famundachese."

Eat my cheese penis, bitch.

You better wash that shit before you get a cheese penis.

by colon d February 2, 2003

cheese penis

one of those cheese sticks that u get at the grocery store that look like a frickin dildo

hey mom could you pick me up some of those cheese penises from the store while your out im really hungry.

by the man March 15, 2004

penis cheese

The white substance found around the head of the penis when it hasnt been washed for 1-2 months

Chad is the definition for penis cheese...

by Random_Hero_05 May 27, 2005

penis cheese

Sounds like smegma? A cheesy like substance on the head of the penis of males who are uncircumcised...thats only a guess though.

by Noobert January 24, 2003

penis cheese

The white substance found around the head of the penis when it hasn't been cleaned for a while.

by Brad Walsh January 22, 2003

Penis Cheese

The dried up cum around a mans tip of his penis

Xavier has a lot of penis cheese.

by Yung Dagger Alex August 23, 2018

penis cheese

a cote of yellow cheese around a dick

Sabrina has lots of penis cheese,so very much she can build a cheese fort with it

by DickPuncher69 October 3, 2005