cheesepenis

A penis that hasn't been washed in quite some time that forms a crusty substance.

That is so discusting, he has a cheesepenis.

by Annie Rattner March 19, 2005

cheesemeister

Someone whose behavior is consistantly hokey, a lame-o.

David Hasselhoff is a real cheesemeister.

by Anya Anamhbme January 3, 2005

cheese penis

A penis which has not been washed for several days gains a cheese-like texture which emits an offensive odor. See also "ballfunk," "nut funk," or "famundachese."

Eat my cheese penis, bitch.

You better wash that shit before you get a cheese penis.

by colon d February 2, 2003

cheese penis

one of those cheese sticks that u get at the grocery store that look like a frickin dildo

hey mom could you pick me up some of those cheese penises from the store while your out im really hungry.

by the man March 14, 2004

Assmouse Cheesepants

One who is an Assmouse wearing Cheesepants. Or one who is the "wanna be" of the group, and is always bugging you for a nickname. Assmouse Cheesepants is the perfect solution for such a friend.

Jon: C'mon guys give me a nick name!
Ken: Dude just shut up.
Larry: Ok fine Jon. You're now Assmouse Cheesepants.

by Nigwar October 28, 2006

cheesebeeism

a religion based on worshipping and prekoking the worshepment and trade of cheese. It has many followers and it should not be sent to the rubbish bin as it does exist.

cheesebeeism is all about cheese
yno what i mean?

by monkey_killing_sheep_who_loves_cheese_immensly! January 23, 2005

cheesemeister

Gay slang for a man attracted to uncircumsised partners, particualarly those with a heavy smegma buildup beneath their foreskin.

A:"How come Robbie has such strong breath?"
B:"Oh sweetie, he's a cheesemeister from way back!"

by D F Stuckey August 26, 2005