CheeseDuck

1. A duck made from cheese. Known to be quick witted, intelligent, and have psychic abilities among other amazing talents.

2. A name for someone who is extremely annoying. Can be shortened to "Cheezy D" or just "Cheezy".

1. "There is only one, true, CheezeDuck."
2. "You ever met that Lukus guy? Man, what a Cheezy D!"

by Witty March 18, 2004

cheeseknucker

Only one person in the world gets this title, and it goes to the person who has the immense willpower to knuck mountains of cheese.

Julia, you are such a cheeseknucker. Noone comes close to the amount of cheese you knuck.

by 2nd_place_cheeseknucker February 15, 2022

cheesefuck

The smell of many body odors of different sex's after a long night of partying in a dorm room.

Wow! Holly you're room smells like cheesefuck. What happened last night.

by tubjunk July 22, 2015

cheesedick

A person who does not wash his penis often, and so provides a breeding ground for smegma loving bacteria, hence the cheese.
Can also be used to describe:
Estate Agents
Recruitment Consultants
Most politicians.

Terry has become an I.T. employment agent, what a cheesedick!

by Dr Juice January 31, 2004

Cheesedicking

verb - To spend all of one's time with their girlfriend thus neglecting their friends. To increasingly blow off your crew to engage in meaningless activities such as pillow talk, excessive cuddling/sex or other related actions.

Bro- Hey where's Dennis ?

Other Bro - He's with his new girlfriend...Again.

Bro- Man, I havent seen him in weeks...

Other Bro- Yeah, his cheesedicking knows no bounds

by The Arkansas Gypsy February 8, 2010

cheesedicks

Cheesedicks refers to people whose motto could be described as "Take everything that you can." These are people that are focused on their needs alone and disregard the feelings and needs of others.

The "cheese" in cheesedicks refers to the cheesy sebaceous matter found between the glans penis and the foreskin in males and the clitoral hood and clitoris in females.

Can be used interchangeably with douches, asshats and dicks.

Those guys at Comcast are some serious cheesedicks.

Why are those cheesedicks blocking bit torrents?

I wish I didn't have to do business with those cheesedicks.

by John Dohhh February 25, 2008

cheesequake

The unintended consequence of a lactose intolerant person eating too much dairy. Named after the Garden State Parkway rest stop.

We'd better stop here, I think there's a cheesequake coming.

by portableninja September 3, 2010