cheesedick

A person who does not wash his penis often, and so provides a breeding ground for smegma loving bacteria, hence the cheese.
Can also be used to describe:
Estate Agents
Recruitment Consultants
Most politicians.

Terry has become an I.T. employment agent, what a cheesedick!

by Dr Juice January 31, 2004

Cheesedick

An imbecilic individual, usually a male person, who generally does not lack in mental prowess but is sorely lacking in charisma and the social skill necessary to apply his intellect in a useful, practical or agreeable manner. His lack of a sense of timing and appropriate behavior is only exceeded by the fact that he is oblivious to his condition, causing him to often assert and insert himself where he has no business. To make matters worse, he firmly believes that he is one of the coolest people on the planet. This makes him one of the most annoying creatures on earth and thus has earns him the title, CHEESE-DICK!

Wankleferd was sounding off in the meeting again today and jamming his nose up the bosses ass...what a cheesedick!

by Mr. Carl Cunnilanguage September 29, 2004

Cheesedick

A shitty driver with Wisconsin plates, who usually drives in the left lane despite not going fast enough to pass other drivers travelling in the right lane. Usually found on I-94.

Move your ass you cheesedick!

Shit or get off the pot you fucking cheesedick!

by JoeVertical June 13, 2013

cheesedick

A generic term used for, among other things, a bullshitter, or to someone too eager to please.

Look at Wilson with the boss. What a cheesedick.

by tradesman March 31, 2003

cheesedick

A guy with no game who makes girls feel uncomfortable, commonly found in clubs, bars, and frat parties. Usually tries to emulate Sopronos characters, but fails miserably.

Wow that guy with to much gel in his hair looks like a real cheesedick.

by Martin Donovan December 8, 2006

cheesedick

An imbecilic individual, usually a male person, who generally does not lack in mental prowess but is sorely lacking in charisma and the social skill necessary to apply his intellect in a useful, practical or agreeable manner.

Justin Gilmartin is a huge cheesedick

by JGisaCheeseDICK October 23, 2011

Cheesedick

A backwards-hatted, socks'n'sandals-wearing, abercrombie & fitch lame ass.

I dunno, are there gonna be a lot of cheesedicks at this party?

by Eric December 28, 2003