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#1 resource for cheese. Currently 652 cheeses in the databank.
Fuck, they even have a search by textures option!
cheese.com by Moo May 25, 2003
Words you can keep

Mac n' Cheese Come Around 

A form of severe intestinal illness spread by sharing cheese drenched noodles with a community spoon of questionable cleanliness, usually while backpacking.
Dude, my stomach feels like a spoiled packet of mountain house eggs... must have the mac n' cheese come around from those campfire leftovers last night!

Mac n' Cheese Come Around 

The act of offering up unwanted hot food in group settings to ravenous yet dirty individuals, such as a campfire or hobo camp.
Le Cook: Got enough for a Mac n' Cheese come around! Who wants some of my saucy cheese noodles?!

All: Dope!

Commander in Cheese 

A small minded person in a position of authority; a petty tyrant.
The commander in cheese told me to lie to the customer about why the project is late again. How about if I just tell the customer that the project is late because the commander in cheese is a bad engineer?

Communal Cheese 

Communal cheese is cheese shared by all, chopped by a friend and eaten by another, or just plain sharing cheese with a stranger.
"Hey Patty, mind chopping this cheese up for me?" "Sure Bob, I know you love communal cheese!"

Nothing Compares 2 Blue (Cheese) Burger 

A burger that served with blue cheese
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Nothing Compares 2 Blue (Cheese) Burger, you should try it!"

communistic cheese 

Communistic cheese is the most popular cheese in Russia. Like for example mozarella is the most popular cheese in Italy.
Woman: "What's the most popular cheese in Germany?"
Guy: "Dunno."
Woman: "And what's the most popular cheese in Russia?"
Other Guy: "Hey, hey, I know it! It's communistic cheese!"
communistic cheese by 2Gun Vega April 21, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026
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