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Checkout check out 

Combination of "checking someone out" and "the checkout" (as in the check out line), describing the slightly invasive act of checking out the items in the shopping cart of the person behind you in line at the checkout.
Bro 1: Did you see that? She was checking me out.
Bro 2: No, Bro, she was checking out the things you're buying. The checkout check out ain't the same thing.
Checkout check out by Ae5Ea8 March 2, 2015
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Check out the garden 

Euphemism used for the act of a middle aged man lustily checking out his young neighbor .
John: There's Melanie from across the street. I'm going to check out the garden.

Scott: Sick fuck

Show Up, Shut Down, Clock In and Check Out. 

This phenomenon describes how some people react to undesirable and uninspiring work situations. This phenomenon is mainly applicable to people working boring, mindless jobs, most of whom perform rote work -- e.g., data entry -- or are paid simply simply for their presence -- e.g., a booth attendant. Activities that constitute 'shutting down' and checking out' include: napping, reading, sending excessive/unnecessary text messages, and listening to one's iPod.
Elliott: I'm surprised Tom hasn't gotten more sleep today -- doesn't he have to work the graveyard shift tonight?
Mark: Yeah, but remember, he's a booth attendant in the middle of the night...he's just going to Show up, Shut down, Clock in and Check out.

check out 

To physically leave a place due to hopelessness, or mentally remove oneself from a situation due to frustration or lack of interest.
When there is blight as far as the eye can see, it's time to check out.
check out by Nurse_Midlo February 12, 2015

check out  

to check someone out, is to look them up and down and assess how atracted to them you are, based on physical apearence only. Can be done by both males and females. If your a straight guy, you would "check out" girls but not other guys - even if you apreciate that they are atractive, this is different to being atracted to them. Obviously if your bi or gay this would change according.
"Why don't we go check out those cute girls?"
check out by Tfairy April 4, 2009

check out 

To look at someone's features in order to determine that person's level of sexual attractiveness and the extent to which you would like to chuck it in her/have him chuck it in you.
After I nailed her little sister and didn't call back, Kim went on a major bitching tirade. I didn't mind though, since she was wearing a low-cut shirt and it gave me a good chance to check out her amazing rack.
check out by Nick D March 8, 2006

Check out these Numbers 

When a male appreciates a womans breasts, and wants to share the beauty of them with a friend.
Dave "Mate check out these numbers!"

Luke "yeah they are fantastic!"
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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