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Uncle Sugar's Magic Checkbook
Welfare from the U.S. government. Of course it is not actually free as it is a debt thrust upon society, but the typical uneducated person receiving it has no care where the money came from and only knows it is free money from Uncle Sugar.
Uncle Sugar's Magic Checkbook by ImperialFleet1 August 28, 2009
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checkbuck • chuckbucket • checksucker • Chuck Bucks • checkdick • cluckbucket • Checkbuddy • chuckfucker • cockbucket • cuckbucks
nigger checkbook
1. a ledger to a bank checking account that is constantly in a state of complete disarray due to overspending on bling, pimp hats and bottles of 40 oz malt liquor. It also can result from being unemployed for extended periods of time while continuing to buy ho's and such.
2. being so intoxicated that you have no idea who you are.
2. being so intoxicated that you have no idea who you are.
Pete: McCoy, your drunk again.
McCoy: Yeah, I'm fucked up like a nigger checkbook.
You bounced another check to me. You better get a CPA to fix that nigger checkbook of yours.
McCoy: Yeah, I'm fucked up like a nigger checkbook.
You bounced another check to me. You better get a CPA to fix that nigger checkbook of yours.
nigger checkbook by Plasty September 15, 2006
Checkbooked
When a person is completely intoxicated, just before the point of passing out. Comes from the phrase, "more fucked-up than my checkbook".
Checkbooked by KCHooligan May 12, 2009
furry checkbook
furry checkbook by furrycheckbookers October 15, 2006
Crackbucks
Crackbucks by forsakenan9el January 2, 2011
Niggers-Checkbook
Niggers-Checkbook by BallsMahoney75 February 28, 2019
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