Uncuckable

Blind people.

Sharon tried to fuck her boyfriends best friend in from him but since Phillip is blind he is uncuckable.

by BallsMahoney75 February 27, 2019

County Road 409

Anal Sex with a female

I can’t wait to date Stefani, I heard she will let you take her down County Road 409.

by BallsMahoney75 February 28, 2019

Tumbling Asian

When you are getting head from a woman at the top of the stairs. Then you ejaculate in her eyes causing her to squint, lose her balance, and fall down the stairs.

Bro I was getting topped off last night by Tiffany on the stairway then I blasted on her face, she couldn’t see, then fell backwards down the stairs like a tumbling Asian.

by BallsMahoney75 February 28, 2019

Niggers-Checkbook

Extremely fucked up to the max.

Last night I drank a gallon of whiskey and I was more fucked up than a niggers-checkbook.

by BallsMahoney75 February 28, 2019