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cheal'd

to make someone look silly or inferior, can be used in verbal and sporting contexts. similar to the nerd word owned
person 1 - ah did you see that dude just got tackled

person 2 - yeah that guy totally cheal'd him
by ultimatechampion June 1, 2009
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No Nut November Cheat Day

Doesn't exist
Guy1: It's No Nut November Cheat Day!

Guy2: And where the fuck did you find this fake news?
by Random homo sapien November 3, 2019
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cheat day

A day on which you are allowed to break your diet, as complete abstinence is impossible for most people. It also provides a reward for the sticking to your nutrition plan over the rest of the week. The "cheat" can be small (e.g. a chocolate muffin with lunch), large (e.g. a fast food meal), or systemic (e.g. Full Fat Friday).
Carol: Oh my god, Jenny! I can't believe you're eating cheese!
Jenny: It's ok, Carol. Today is my cheat day.
by Matti Matti Matti January 5, 2014
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Cheap Dickinsons Disease

A disease that infects both men and women, but is more common in 18-30 year old males. The symptoms include, not answering phone calls, disapearing for months at a time, loss of testosterone (or estrogen), crying while masturbating, no longer partying, and the loss of the ability to maintain arousal. The only known cure is to mercilessly ridicule the infected individual about loss of balls.
"Have you seen Brandon lately?"

"No, ever since he got married he's been suffering from a severe case of Cheap Dickinsons Disease
by FailChampion October 20, 2010
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Cheap date

A person who has a low tolerance for alcohol and becomes intoxicated quickly after relatively few drinks.

The expression originates from the "traditional" dating scene where men pay the bill for the evening, including for the woman's drinks. The intent is that little money is needed for them to either have had their fill for the evening, or to be drunk enough that sex is likely to follow.

In modern times, the term is applied almost equally to men and women regardless of orientation.
"Frank sure is blitzed."
"He's only had two. Must be a cheap date."
by Legitmus February 16, 2010
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Cheat Day

The one day of the week when people dieting can eat whatever they please
Sara : Oh Jake you cock is so strong! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Jake : Yeah and your pussy is so soft! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh!
Kiersten : Hey Jake I brought us some goodies since it's Cheat Day! OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!
Jake : You said Sunday was Cheat Day so I thought we could fuck other people!
Kiersten : You DUMBASS we can cheat on our diet not each other GOD DAMNT!
Sara : Oh Jake I'm CUMMING I'm CUMMING!
Jake : Ohhh! It feels so good in there!
Kiersten : JAKE GET YOUR DICK OUT OF HER NOW!
Jake : But it's Cheat Day!
Kiersten : That's It today is BEAT DAY cause I'm gonna beat the shit out of you two!
by SlopNChop March 12, 2018
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cheap date

Someone who gets drunk easily, especially on a date and someone who has sex afterwards.
Ian Roderick's sister is a cheap date.
by Akeat January 9, 2005
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