Cheads 

1: People who knowingly disregards their own morals and other peoples hard work, honesty, and feelings to better themselves so they can brag to their peers about their "accomplishments".

2: A person who purchases 18 beverages and sips out of two of them in a 9 day span. Then throws them away, only to request them back from the people who rescued and wanted to drink and enjoy them, only to then disregard them for no reason...again.

3: A person who sends pictures of their own junk to his gf back home when he is over 1,500 miles away on a mancation.

4: A person who spends 12-15 hours on the phone baby talking a gf back home.

Avery: Hey Kenny did you here about Chistopher?

Kenny: Yea! I heard he tore up that qualifying...exam.

Avery: Well I heard that he's a total CHEADS.

Kenny: Wow. Definitely going to lose a lazy kitty for that.

Cheads by ForehandRoller November 3, 2009

Cheads 

being a total douche and a faggot to get things to go your way, while screwing some deserving bitches in the process

Jimmy: Hell Yeah niggas! I won!

Johnny: What a cheads, Danny got screwed up his sweet ace.

Cheads by ecostarboss October 29, 2009

Cheads 

Achieving a goal through immoral means, and causisng another moral person to fail because of the unscrupulous act. Can also be used as Cheader or Cheaded.

Adam: How the hell did Tucker beat Jake?

John: I heard Tucker occasionally cheads, so i think he got screwed out of the win.

Adam: I knew Tucker was a fucking cheader.

Cheads by CE Buzzz October 30, 2009

Don Cheadle Time

A term made famous by Kanye West, meaning to go apeshit on an individual or group of people.

I swear to God, if that bitch keep fucking with me, it's gonna be Don Cheadle Time! Extra black on her ass!

Don Cheadle Time by Ofaliss May 11, 2011

cheatsy doodles 

The act of cheating in a game and taunting your friends as you do it in order to piss off your friends so you can laugh at their expense. Popularized by many YouTubers, notably SeaNanners.

Person 1: "Hey, you can't get me up here."
Person 2: "Stop fucking cheatsy doodling!"
Person 1: laughing maniacally "CHEATSY DOODLES!!!"

cheatsy doodles by IfIDieItsDrDerp April 25, 2014

Before He Cheats 

The name of an awful song by none other than Carrie Underwood, who might as well be the utter nadir of music. This song comprises the absolute worst music in recorded history. No words can describe the torment of listening to pop country music, including this trash. I curse the day that Carrie won American Idol. In all seriousness, this song blows for how noble, proud and strong she tries to be on this one. Everything I said here is in reverse too. I mean, she's elevating herself from the basic visceral joy imagining busting somebody's overdetailed four-wheel drive! This doesn't make her seem strong, independent or respectable at all; she is weak, impulsive, vulnerable, thoughtless and immature for choosing to bust her boyfriend's truck in half a dozen ways. Break up with him instead, Carrie!

"Maybe next time, he'll think before he cheats..."

Before He Cheats by Super Tips March 24, 2023

This Game Cheats

What most people yell at there video games when the CPU seems to be cheating. This usually happens when the CPU does something no one could possibly pull off and/or is being completely unfair.

Markus: OMG THIS GAME CHEATS IT KEEPS SCORING SHOTS FROM LIKE HALF COURT.
Sane Individual: How can the game be cheating at itself.
Markus: I... I don't know...

This Game Cheats by Alex the Chao November 16, 2009