chead

When a girl is performing head on a guy while chewing tobacco.

Johnnny: dude I just got head from that girl over there. Mike: dude that's gross she has a dip in, you just got chead man.

by knightman November 5, 2009

Chead

A person who has a head that cannot be distinguished from their chin, thus forming a chead. The fat of the chead has a convex shape, starting from under the tip of the chin to the bottom of the neck like a turkey's. It's likely the chead was invented by the same person who created the cankle, a combination of the calf and the ankle. A person with a chead most likely used to be healthy with a clear distinction between their chin and their head but has gained lots of weight due to many years of eating cheeseburgers, pizza, cheese sticks and cokes; thus forming the chead.

Oh my God, that guy devouring those tacos has a huge chead.

by liebenstein June 7, 2013

Chead

Person with exceptionally large feet and no personal space awareness.

"that guy is really annoying. He's a right Chead"

by Drill Sargent Baker. August 25, 2011

chead

Cheese bread. (Alternative to breese)

Q: hi. do you sell chead?
A: do we sell what?
Q: chead. cheese bread
A: dude what kinda glass dick u smokin from callin that chead

by bloww January 28, 2009

chead

Pronounced "ched"

Short for Chuckle head. Someone who is a dullard. Most used in a business setting where intelligent technical folks have to deal with brain dead business folks. The pointy haired boss from Dilbert is the perfect example of chead.

I can't believe what those cheads want to do now.

by Slick-e-boy April 30, 2003

chead

A long but thin penis.

His cheed won't fit in his pants because it is too long, so instead he tied it in a bow.

by BRi January 30, 2003

Chead

A person with an abnormally large head, particularly when the person's head is wider than its height. A good rule of thumb is roughly the proportion of Arnold's head from "Hey! Arnold".

This word is slang for "chode-head", because of the width to length ratio.

"Hey dude, have you seen how wide that girl's head is?"
"Really? How wide was her head?"
"Dude, like she has a chead."
"Wow, that's wide."

by MoreThanTwentyCharacters July 3, 2018