1. "hey cutie i have an honest job and make ok money and i think your
attractive. alex- hey wait a moment girl i have a mustang and i drank like a milloin beers already and i just got here by the way i have a mustang. Tom- hey douchebag you just pulled an chatztistamatis good job assshole.
ex 2. a fucking huge giant greek queer asshole who fucking lies to get female attention who leeches of cool guys.
"hey babe i like pay no bills thanks to mommy and daddy so
do you wanna go like have sex i make 1800 dollars a pay and my friends have kegs but i just fucking leech of them anyway did i mention i have a mustang?
ex3. "hey tom you know your drunk?
"
of course asshole cuz i really drink my beers you fucking poser. such an chastitamatis move you fucking no life having loser. and ps fuck your mustang.