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To converse with friends about trivial matters. originated in Roscrea co. Tipperary
"chatzki?"

"you coming for a chatzki?"

"chatzki during study tonight?"
chatzki by absolutemenech September 29, 2009

chatzilla 

IRC is like multiplayer notepad
:D

Methinks Chatzilla owns other IRC clients for sure.
chatzilla by o revelation o April 29, 2008

chatkill 

This phenomenon often takes place in IRC. Some people are very adept at causing it. It happens when people are chatting away happily and someone (often innocently) interjects which shuts everyone else up and kills the chat.
<bob> so then we got dressed, took back the donkey and we never spoke of it again
<rod> haha sounds like fun
<dave> yeah wish i were there
<bob> no regrets
<pete> hi all
...
...
.....
......
(large amount of time passes)
...
..
<pete> f*ck
<bob> nice chatkill you gronk
chatkill by jfjgjg June 26, 2008

chatkill 

(usually in an FPS game) When someone kills you while you were writing something in the chat. Very annoying.
You: "chatkill goddamit"
Me: "So fucking what?!"

chatkiller 

a chatkiller is someone who murders a texted based conversation by butting in and saying weird off topic shit.
everyone stopped texting after the chatkiller started ranting about potatoes
chatkiller by Anarchon March 19, 2021

chatztistamatis

a guy who is a douchebag and pretends to drink beer to impress women and put down friends in the precence of females. and then talks about his car which his family bought him and does'nt pay alot of bills douchebag!

also see liar and backstabber and fucking loser cuz he is prob all 3.
1. "hey cutie i have an honest job and make ok money and i think your attractive. alex- hey wait a moment girl i have a mustang and i drank like a milloin beers already and i just got here by the way i have a mustang. Tom- hey douchebag you just pulled an chatztistamatis good job assshole.

ex 2. a fucking huge giant greek queer asshole who fucking lies to get female attention who leeches of cool guys.

"hey babe i like pay no bills thanks to mommy and daddy so do you wanna go like have sex i make 1800 dollars a pay and my friends have kegs but i just fucking leech of them anyway did i mention i have a mustang?

ex3. "hey tom you know your drunk?
"of course asshole cuz i really drink my beers you fucking poser. such an chastitamatis move you fucking no life having loser. and ps fuck your mustang.
chatztistamatis by The universe February 29, 2008
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