A rarified skillset needed to deal with the mundane, the meaningless, the growing piles of junk and the demands of ordering still more stuff that occupy the day and often pass for a full life.

Sitting on the bed, staring at yet another emerging bedside volcano, she was confident she could summon the craptitude to conquer, organize and move on to higher callings... "just give me five minutes".

craptitude by Monkey's Dad April 15, 2023

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Shattitude

A portmanteu of the words 'shitty' and 'attitude'. It can be summarized as an individual who is overly cynical, uncouth, irritable and flat out rude. Usually people with shattitudes are extremely unhappy and wretched and seek to bring others down into their endless abyss of misery and self-loathing with them.

Jessica is hopelessly insecure and makes up for this by berating others as much as possible. She has a terrible shattitude.

Shattitude by Robjef622 January 8, 2017

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Chavitude

Chavitude is the attitude commenly held by chavs. This is most commonly a violent, rude, unruly, uncouth and all round unpleasent attitude. Not all chavs have chavitude, some are vaguely safe. Also, non-chavs can have chavitude.

(shouted) what are you looking at star? Me and me crew are gonna batter u, u gets me? (sucks teeth)
Dude, you have serious chavitude...

Chavitude by Leonardo Acropolis October 14, 2005

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catitude

the arrogant, i don't care about you but you better worship me attitude demonstrated by cats but can be applied to people as well.

that speaker was so full of catitude that it became silly

catitude by kristekitty June 20, 2009

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