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chat sex 

(n.) Same as phone sex, except that one must keep both hands on the keyboard. This indicates that one must use one's feet to masturbate, or learn to type with their toes. This leaves both hands free to grope yourself and someone else simultaneously. If fortune prevails, you could use the other hand to perform a rusty trombone or rusty trumpet on your favorite live sex partner while having chat sex with a third party.
STEVE42: Are you there, Bruce?
BRUCE69: Yes.
STEVE42: Let's have chat sex, OK?
BRUCE69: All right, man!
STEVE42: Let me find my big giant dildo, OK?
BRUCE69: OK. I'll just give your grandmother a rusty trumpet to pass the time, OK?
STEVE42: Sounds good.
BRUCE69: All right, my man! We're gonna get naked and nasty tonight!
chat sex by Rob Porter January 5, 2009
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r u 4 sexes chat 

All deh kewl ppl r dewin it! Lawl.
R u 4 sexes chat? Cuz deh crab alien iz gon nip yo ass if u pass up his sexes chat!
r u 4 sexes chat by Insomnia man December 15, 2008

r u 4 sexes chat 

A way to ask someone for cyber sex. Usually used in this form for humor to make fun of those that actually DO have cyber sex.
"Zomg R U 4 sexes chat?"
"lolerskates! no wai nerd!"
r u 4 sexes chat by Mepy April 22, 2006

Sexting in the chat 

When two people are flirting with each other while in a group, usually in a distracting or annoying way
Katy and Victor were flirting during our bio lab again. I told them to stop sexting in the chat.

chatsexual

Sexually or romantically attracted to AI chatbots.
God, I love ChatGPT. I may have romantic feelings toward it. Does that make me a chatsexual?
chatsexual by droid3000 March 24, 2023
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
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well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
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