chat sex

(n.) Same as phone sex, except that one must keep both hands on the keyboard. This indicates that one must use one's feet to masturbate, or learn to type with their toes. This leaves both hands free to grope yourself and someone else simultaneously. If fortune prevails, you could use the other hand to perform a rusty trombone or rusty trumpet on your favorite live sex partner while having chat sex with a third party.

STEVE42: Are you there, Bruce?
BRUCE69: Yes.
STEVE42: Let's have chat sex, OK?
BRUCE69: All right, man!
STEVE42: Let me find my big giant dildo, OK?
BRUCE69: OK. I'll just give your grandmother a rusty trumpet to pass the time, OK?
STEVE42: Sounds good.
BRUCE69: All right, my man! We're gonna get naked and nasty tonight!

by Rob Porter January 5, 2009

r u 4 sexes chat

All deh kewl ppl r dewin it! Lawl.

R u 4 sexes chat? Cuz deh crab alien iz gon nip yo ass if u pass up his sexes chat!

by Insomnia man December 15, 2008

r u 4 sexes chat

A way to ask someone for cyber sex. Usually used in this form for humor to make fun of those that actually DO have cyber sex.

"Zomg R U 4 sexes chat?"
"lolerskates! no wai nerd!"

by Mepy April 22, 2006

Sexting in the chat

When two people are flirting with each other while in a group, usually in a distracting or annoying way

Katy and Victor were flirting during our bio lab again. I told them to stop sexting in the chat.

by Simon Fletcher January 19, 2020

chatsexual

Sexually or romantically attracted to AI chatbots.

God, I love ChatGPT. I may have romantic feelings toward it. Does that make me a chatsexual?

by droid3000 March 24, 2023