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Chartardo 

a redneck that is native to silverwood, michigan. Can usually be caught saying words that dont exhist and riding a motorcycle while wearing a snowmobile jacket and welders gloves.
I cant eaver belive what chartardo did today it was undiculous!!

chartanic 

a guy who has red hair and he is chinese. he is very fat around the waste but is skinny everywhere else. He is a honger and such. his name does not refer to charles.






or does it....
i cant understand what he says all i hear is ching chang chong. damn hongers.

charvamp 

queen of getting the lyrics wrong and spelling mistakes. best known for her 'rolling in the deep' phase and her edits which are amazing and she deserves so many more followers.
charvamp is a girlboss
charvamp by jamesmcavoyskilt August 28, 2021

Chartham 

A beautiful little village situated on the outskirts of Canterbury, blighted by the existance of moriarty1991 who wrote the original definition. Clearly an egotistical middle class brat who has had their anus wiped for them since they were born and is living in a twisted reality. For someone so articulately barbed you lack logic and compassion.
The School is a fantastic learning environment for children with parents unable to afford private school fees and many will progress to A level education onwards.
Your assault on the hyde housing residents is disgraceful and highlights the immense ignorance you posess to assume that people who aren't financially stable have a poor excuse for being so. I think you need to realise not everyone has the same upbringing or opportunities in life and to judge so easily is ill thought out. You need to account for variables and not be so narrow minded.
In a nutshell, you need to pull your toffee nose out of your poo ring.
Chartham is a quaint village surrounded by awe-inspiring countryside and anyone who fails to apreciate the fruits it has to offer needs to seriously consider the value of their existance.
Chartham is a firm supporter of Asian Retail Enrichment
reg. charity 88732556
Chartham by rickyritchie1987 May 28, 2011

chartard 

noun: portmanteau of "charter" and "retard". A misnomer referring to a Charter School of Wilmington student who displays zombie-like behavior in the hallways and excessive use of calculators for ridiculously simple math problems, such 2+2. These creatures typically have no others skills except that of math and science, and have no life.
Look at John. The only thing he knows how to do is use that fancy-schamancy calculator and name elements off the periodic table. What a chartard.
chartard by UrMommmm!! August 1, 2010
Stories which are profoundly untrue, yet the teller insists on continuing, with the hopes that they make him (or her) cooler.
...and while i was Championship BMX biking these 3 models asked me if i wanted sign to be an underground European DJ, but i had to decline for a supporting role in "The Wolverine". Because Chartales.
Chartales by boobturd December 15, 2013