charvamp

queen of getting the lyrics wrong and spelling mistakes. best known for her 'rolling in the deep' phase and her edits which are amazing and she deserves so many more followers.

charvamp is a girlboss

by jamesmcavoyskilt August 28, 2021

Chavampire

Vampires who love Burberry and will suck the life out of you by spraying you with Lynx. Allergic to rock music, they find their power in heavy gold jewellery (hooped earrings for the females, thick chains for the males). If their power source is stolen or taken, they will scream “You’re well gonna get beatin’s!” before bursting into flames and dying.

The chavampire howled in pain as a spork was thrust through its' intestines.

by Freakything May 12, 2007

Charlampagne

Da infamous "over-indulging" Roman emperor during the Middle Ages.

The Great Charlampagne always made a blustery show of disapproving of any and all dissipative activity, but we all know what he did in private wif da fine spirits --- do as I SAY, not as I DO.

by QuacksO October 14, 2018