A beautiful little village situated on the outskirts of Canterbury, blighted by the existance of moriarty1991 who wrote the original definition. Clearly an egotistical middle class brat who has had their anus wiped for them since they were born and is living in a twisted reality. For someone so articulately barbed you lack logic and compassion.
The School is a fantastic learning environment for children with parents unable to afford private school fees and many will progress to A level education onwards.
Your assault on the hyde housing residents is disgraceful and highlights the immense ignorance you posess to assume that people who aren't financially stable have a poor excuse for being so. I think you need to realise not everyone has the same upbringing or opportunities in life and to judge so easily is ill thought out. You need to account for variables and not be so narrow minded.
In a nutshell, you need to pull your toffee nose out of your poo ring.
Chartham is a quaint village surrounded by awe-inspiring countryside and anyone who fails to apreciate the fruits it has to offer needs to seriously consider the value of their existance.
The School is a fantastic learning environment for children with parents unable to afford private school fees and many will progress to A level education onwards.
Your assault on the hyde housing residents is disgraceful and highlights the immense ignorance you posess to assume that people who aren't financially stable have a poor excuse for being so. I think you need to realise not everyone has the same upbringing or opportunities in life and to judge so easily is ill thought out. You need to account for variables and not be so narrow minded.
In a nutshell, you need to pull your toffee nose out of your poo ring.
Chartham is a quaint village surrounded by awe-inspiring countryside and anyone who fails to apreciate the fruits it has to offer needs to seriously consider the value of their existance.
by rickyritchie1987 May 28, 2011
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It contains many picturesque houses and cottages by the river Stour which runs directly through the village to power the newspaper factory via a watermill. It is the main manufacturer of the Kent Gazette, a small and thoroughly useless article which only contains information that the geriatric or otherwise mentally derranged would care about. Chartham is rather ruined by the area of slums known as "The Hyde", where Chavs and Irish-Tinker-Settlers use their spawn to collect benefits from the government to build their nests. They are an invasive sub-species of human (Homo Homonculus?) and have spread in recent years at an alarming rate. They can give birth to litters of 4 and can raise up to 8 at one time.
It contains many picturesque houses and cottages by the river Stour which runs directly through the village to power the newspaper factory via a watermill. It is the main manufacturer of the Kent Gazette, a small and thoroughly useless article which only contains information that the geriatric or otherwise mentally derranged would care about. Chartham is rather ruined by the area of slums known as "The Hyde", where Chavs and Irish-Tinker-Settlers use their spawn to collect benefits from the government to build their nests. They are an invasive sub-species of human (Homo Homonculus?) and have spread in recent years at an alarming rate. They can give birth to litters of 4 and can raise up to 8 at one time.
by Moriarty1991 February 21, 2011
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The anus. Slang term used in the Medway towns of Kent in south-east England (the Medway towns perhaps have the worst reputation of any in the county, and Chatham is definitely the least desirable of them). The term derives from the local criminals' tendency to smuggle cigarettes, lighters and drugs into the police cells, by secreting them in their anuses. Chatham criminals are so notoriously inept that the local police believe they know they will get caught, and consequently have to prepare for a stay in the cells by smuggling their home comforts in their "Chatham pocket".
I lifted that idiot lad again for swiping CDs from the market. No doubt he's brought everything he needs in his Chatham pocket.
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A deal in which you would lose money by not doing it.
A deal in which you would lose money by not doing it.
by Beer-ad December 24, 2008
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by gwyncys June 30, 2022
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Maybe the people are snobby, and that's wrong, but having snotty neighbors beats having neighbors that raped the little girl that moved into your old house.
Being rich, drunk and snobby is obnoxious, but complaining about how rich drunk and snobby everyone else is and about how boring it is here is pretty obnoxious, too.
Be thankful for what you've got and what you haven't had to put up with and worry about for the last however many years and shut the fuck up.
Chatham is a nice place, Chatham High School is a great school (number two in the state) and the drinking, cheating and snobbery happens in any other suburban high school. A much better definition would be whiny, rich kids who don't appreciate what they've got.
Maybe the people are snobby, and that's wrong, but having snotty neighbors beats having neighbors that raped the little girl that moved into your old house.
Being rich, drunk and snobby is obnoxious, but complaining about how rich drunk and snobby everyone else is and about how boring it is here is pretty obnoxious, too.
Be thankful for what you've got and what you haven't had to put up with and worry about for the last however many years and shut the fuck up.
Chatham is a nice place, Chatham High School is a great school (number two in the state) and the drinking, cheating and snobbery happens in any other suburban high school. A much better definition would be whiny, rich kids who don't appreciate what they've got.
I'm glad we moved to Chatham so that I could get a damned good education and not have to worry about elementary school knife fights.
by somethingdotwhat April 17, 2005
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Where the name for the American town of the same name came from.
Gets way too much abuse from people that have never even visited, because of the rise in popularity of the term 'Chav', which originated there (probably).
There are Chavs there (the same as there are in many towns), but is not solely occupied by Chavs, as many would have you believe. In fact, the town's alternative population is just as strong.
Home of the alternative pub 'Tap'n'Tin', which was where the Libertine's first album cover was shot.
Where the name for the American town of the same name came from.
Gets way too much abuse from people that have never even visited, because of the rise in popularity of the term 'Chav', which originated there (probably).
There are Chavs there (the same as there are in many towns), but is not solely occupied by Chavs, as many would have you believe. In fact, the town's alternative population is just as strong.
Home of the alternative pub 'Tap'n'Tin', which was where the Libertine's first album cover was shot.
by ficklephil March 19, 2008
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