Chartment

#Newly, #coined and #minted, #traded&marked, #Mercyseatink, a quasi mobile living space which doubles as a vehicle generally a car or the like. A car apartment quasi beliying the possibility of a car out of service and/or gas , and at rest. Spelled with a ch for the phonetic earmark corellating the aforementioned to the word and era of the chaldeans. The occult and esoteric connotations are the additional characteristic which gives shape to the shamelessness and innocence of a child. Cartman is the voice for this word and definition.

Pronounced:cart-meant ....(chaldean:cal-dee-inn)
Father I AM very grateful for my chartment . I could use a few extra blankets for the inside and some new tags soon ....

by #EhuRion4Adoni March 2, 2023

Chartment

Literally the combination of Cartman's understanding of a car apartment. Generally once am individual sleeps more than a few nights in said car it then becomes or is now viewed as a #chartment.

"Hey bro, so when you taking the chartment to get some deep cleaning. I found 3 week old taco bell under the back floor mat. Don't they have ordinances concerning #chartment camping and vagrancy?"

by Esotericdom April 10, 2023

Chasement

A basement that consists of an excessive amount of labelled chests.

Fin: "Woah! This chasement hurts my brain. So many chests!"
Harvey: "I know right, dude!"

by 666HARVEY April 25, 2022

Eric Cartmenez

South Park's Eric Cartmen's alter ego. In "Eek, a Penis!" Eric Cartmen tries to become a calculus teacher. To reach inner-city kids, he became a Hispanic teacher named Eric Cartmenez teaching the children how to cheat calculus.

Student 1: "I don't understand how to cheat on my test"
Eric Cartmenez: "How do I reeach those kïds?"

Example 2

Principle: Congratulations Mr. Cartmenez!

Eric Cartmenez: "I reeached those kïds"

by mm24ish January 1, 2011

Charpentier

A person possessing this name is someone highly intelligent, motivated and Conservative in political views. A Charpentier is unique, not easily swayed by others, and opinionated with an uncanny knack for sarcastic, quick-witted humor. To be a Charpentier is to be like royalty.

That person is so smart and funny... She must be a Charpentier.

by Charpie August 18, 2008

chattention

The act of actually having someones attention via chat or text. WITHOUT long delays in between.

YO..bro..ima over here on ur chat window....gimme yo chattention..GAHHH!

by JZarkman March 22, 2011

eric cartmen

Eric Cartmen is a character in South Park. In most episodes he is the focus of the show. He is extremely negative and destructive in his thoughts and actions. That might have something to do with the fact that his mother is a hermaphrodite town slut and he is big boned(not fat).

1. Eric Cartmen : Now I am done measuring everyone's penis size.

Stan : Dude, your penis size is yet to measured.

Eric : I measured mine this morning. It is 13.7" long.

Stan : Your penis is not 13.7". We'll measure your penis in front of witnesses.

Eric : Now you want to measure guys' penises? What are you, a HOMO?

Stan : You just measured everyone's penis.

Eric : OK FINE.

Stan : (Measures Eric's penis size) It is 1.2".

2.

Eric : Mom! I want iPad2 with 64gb and 3g.

Eric's Mom : Eric, that is too expensive. We can't afford that. Look here, you can get Toshiba's tablet instead. It has all the features of iPad and is much cheaper.

Eric : BUT IT IS NOT IPAD. KYLE HAS AN IPAD.

Eric' Mom : I am not buying that.

Eric : (Turns his back towards his mom, squats and gets down his pant) Mom why don't you take me to the Greasemonkey. I liked to be lubed before I get FUCKED.

by sooommmeeoonnneeeee July 10, 2011