cyclopath

1) noun: a person who bikes in extremes such as traffic, twisty roads without sidewalks, the middle of winter, etc.
2) noun: a person who bikes in an aggressive or borderline insane manner.
Alex is a totally cyclopath. He biked all the way around town during that snowstorm!

Jess is a cyclopath! She just knocked down that other biker with her foot and insulted his mother!
by UrMommmm!! May 02, 2010
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lazybitchitis

noun: a severe disease most females may be occasionally or chronically plagued with in which one feels extradorinarily lazy and lackadasial. May or may not be associated with PMS.
I've got a severe case of lazybitchitis today.

Margo's lazybitchitis flared up and she couldn't do the homework.
by UrMommmm!! May 07, 2010
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cabbie

noun: a student who attends Cab Calloway School of the Arts. May be insane, crazy, and/or psycho according to wordly standards. Has a union with other cabbies. Can usually be seen doing stereotypical artsy things or attempting to bother chartards.
As cabbies, we unite to act ridiculous together and also to make art. Sort of.

She goes to Cab Calloway; she's a cabbie.
by UrMommmm!! August 03, 2010
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failpocketed

verb: when a person fails at pickpocketing, or is caught pickpocketing.
Man, I was failpocketed by Sarah last week. What a jerk.
by UrMommmm!! April 01, 2010
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chartard

noun: portmanteau of "charter" and "retard". A misnomer referring to a Charter School of Wilmington student who displays zombie-like behavior in the hallways and excessive use of calculators for ridiculously simple math problems, such 2+2. These creatures typically have no others skills except that of math and science, and have no life.
Look at John. The only thing he knows how to do is use that fancy-schamancy calculator and name elements off the periodic table. What a chartard.
by UrMommmm!! July 31, 2010
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corkin' your screws

verb: 1) joking or kidding, or 2) to screw someone.
1. Dave: Hey, Tim, look over there! It's Radiohead!
Tim: REALLY?! WHERE????
Dave: Nah, I'm just corkin' your screws.
Tim: Fuck you.

2. Sam: Hey where were Rachel and Ben last night?
Emily: She was corkin' his screws.
Sam: ...
by UrMommmm!! April 29, 2010
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colorbling

When someone is especially eccentric in their clothing. May or may not be tasteful. See also colorblind; a common misspelling.
Grace is rocking some serious colorbling today.

Whoa, check out that dude's colorbling. It makes my eyes hurt.
by UrMommmm!! April 18, 2010
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