10 definitions by UrMommmm!!

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noun: portmanteau of "charter" and "retard". A misnomer referring to a Charter School of Wilmington student who displays zombie-like behavior in the hallways and excessive use of calculators for ridiculously simple math problems, such 2+2. These creatures typically have no others skills except that of math and science, and have no life.
Look at John. The only thing he knows how to do is use that fancy-schamancy calculator and name elements off the periodic table. What a chartard.
by UrMommmm!! July 31, 2010
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interjection: A word used to denote extreme frustration or dissatisfaction at a situation.
Arghaflarg! That bitch just stole my PowerAid!

Crap, I left my science notebook in my locker! Arghaflarg!
by UrMommmm!! June 24, 2010
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When someone is especially eccentric in their clothing. May or may not be tasteful. See also colorblind; a common misspelling.
Grace is rocking some serious colorbling today.

Whoa, check out that dude's colorbling. It makes my eyes hurt.
by UrMommmm!! April 17, 2010
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verb: 1) joking or kidding, or 2) to screw someone.
1. Dave: Hey, Tim, look over there! It's Radiohead!
Tim: REALLY?! WHERE????
Dave: Nah, I'm just corkin' your screws.
Tim: Fuck you.

2. Sam: Hey where were Rachel and Ben last night?
Emily: She was corkin' his screws.
Sam: ...
by UrMommmm!! April 28, 2010
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(noun): lazy, "ghetto" way of spelling the word "girl".
Yo qurl dem boots soo000oo tightttt;;
by UrMommmm!! November 13, 2010
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1) noun: a person who bikes in extremes such as traffic, twisty roads without sidewalks, the middle of winter, etc.
2) noun: a person who bikes in an aggressive or borderline insane manner.
Alex is a totally cyclopath. He biked all the way around town during that snowstorm!

Jess is a cyclopath! She just knocked down that other biker with her foot and insulted his mother!
by UrMommmm!! May 01, 2010
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verb: when a person fails at pickpocketing, or is caught pickpocketing.
Man, I was failpocketed by Sarah last week. What a jerk.
by UrMommmm!! April 01, 2010
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