Charamander 

When you give a girl a charizard but then you eat her ass while her pubes are burning and you moan while eating her ass

Nobody: I totally should’ve gave that chick a charamander but her ass was stanky.

Charamander by Memzory October 14, 2019

charamander 

A flame pokemon with a tail that evolves into charizard. Also has a HUGEEEEEE RED COCK

GIVE ME THAT charamander

charamander by Dfidbehdu December 13, 2016

Charmandering 

Unlike charizarding, charmandering is when you take a long shit that sticks to your arse, light it on fire and run around squaking like a insane parrot while slapping people round the face with it.

I would have gone to Specsavers of there wasn't a man charmandering everyone down the street

Charmandering by HYPERREALITYSOUL42069 December 1, 2018

charmandering 

Shoving a lit firecracker up her ass and screaming "FLASH CANNOT BE TAUGHT TO CHARMANDER!"

I was charmandering your sister last night.

charmandering by Having a giggle July 21, 2014

Charmander 

The entity of brick-shitting amazingness. It is an orange f*cking dinosaur with Fire on its tail. It can breathe fire, slash rocks to death with steel-claws and pretty much beat your shit. Do not mess with charmander. Do NOT mess with charmander.

Guy #1 - What was that?
Guy #2 - I think it was a Charmander!
Guy #1 - OH. TITS!

Charmander by Charmander1065 February 18, 2011

Chawlamander 

A person who is D-bag and a hipster at the same time.

Hey look at that freaking chawlamander. That Mets fan is such a chawlamander.

Chawlamander by Not a hipster guy June 20, 2009

Charmander 

Even the newborns have flaming tails. Unfamiliar with fire, babies are said to accidentally burn themselves. The flame on its tail show the strength of its life force. If it is weak, the flame also burns weakly. If it is healthy, the flame burns brightly. Obviously prefers hot places. When it rains, steam is said to spout from the tip of its tail.

I love you Charmander!

Charmander by Eyeballflyball July 7, 2003