chapucero 

From the spanish language; Sloppy, or sleazy

He did a chapucero job.

chapucero by hannahdearest2893 April 14, 2007

Chaucer

The original urban dictionary in the English language, the medieval poet Geoffrey Chaucer wrote in the vernacular, or the language of the common people. The Canterbury Tales, for example, is a collection of stories filled with plenty of swearing, slang, and fart jokes.

courtly poet: "Rident stolidi verba Latina!"
Chaucer: "Fuck that. I'm writing in English."

Chaucer by Thomas Sartorius April 13, 2008

chaperon 

1. A person, especially an older or married woman, who accompanies a young unmarried woman in public.
An older person who attends and supervises a social gathering for young people.
2. A guide or companion whose purpose is to ensure propriety or restrict activity

“to see and feel the rough edges of the society . . . without the filter of official chaperones” (Philip Taubman).

chaperon by Johny Bravo May 30, 2008

drowsy chaperone 

drou-zee shap-uh-rohn

-noun

The act of falling asleep during, or immediately following, masturbation, leaving one's genitalia fully exposed.

1. I must have been more drunk than I thought last night, because I totally pulled a drowsy chaperone.

2. I walked in on my roommate's drowsy chaperone this morning. It was disgusting.

drowsy chaperone by fancygriddles June 18, 2011

Chaperone

any adult present in order to maintain order or propriety at an activity of young people, as at a school dance.

the DJ's playing my favorite song ain't no chaperone's this could be the night of your dream.
...No adults to keep an eye on us...

Chaperone by nina bieber April 13, 2011

Chaucer

1) One of the most prominent figures in the history of English writing, widely regarded as the father of literature.
2) An English student who comes across as a bit of a tosser. Quite simply a pun on "Chaucer" and "tosser".

Guy 1: "Hey, did you read the last part of that sonnet? I was busy last night and didn't have time."
Ostentatious chap II: "My old bean - you foolish fool! I say, my old chap: do you consider your education such a trivial affair? Leave this most prestigious academy before you tarnish its name!"
Guy 3: "Man what a Chaucer."
Guy 4: "What the hell's a 'Chaucer'?"
Guy 3: "I don't know, it's a pun I just made up which I thought was clever. I should go add it to Urban Dictionary and pretend it's an actual thing to hide the fact I'm a bleeding idiot."

Chaucer by Blatantly Foolish Toad June 23, 2016

chaperoner 

1) The unfortunate boner you receiver from a hot chaperone, especially at a soiree.

2) A shameful boner the chaperone catches you with after she breaks up the grinding.

Your date: Is that chaperoner from me or Mrs. Breen over there?

chaperoner by Kammwise August 13, 2014