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chaperoner 

1) The unfortunate boner you receiver from a hot chaperone, especially at a soiree.

2) A shameful boner the chaperone catches you with after she breaks up the grinding.
Your date: Is that chaperoner from me or Mrs. Breen over there?
chaperoner by Kammwise August 13, 2014
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chaperbone 

The act of supervising a friend's sibling at a party with the intention of fucking the sibling.
Yes Erik, I'd love to chaperbone your sister at AKL.
chaperbone by KingGupta October 20, 2012

chaperon 

1. A person, especially an older or married woman, who accompanies a young unmarried woman in public.
An older person who attends and supervises a social gathering for young people.
2. A guide or companion whose purpose is to ensure propriety or restrict activity
“to see and feel the rough edges of the society . . . without the filter of official chaperones” (Philip Taubman).
chaperon by Johny Bravo May 30, 2008

drowsy chaperone 

drou-zee shap-uh-rohn

-noun

The act of falling asleep during, or immediately following, masturbation, leaving one's genitalia fully exposed.
1. I must have been more drunk than I thought last night, because I totally pulled a drowsy chaperone.

2. I walked in on my roommate's drowsy chaperone this morning. It was disgusting.
any adult present in order to maintain order or propriety at an activity of young people, as at a school dance.
the DJ's playing my favorite song ain't no chaperone's this could be the night of your dream.
...No adults to keep an eye on us...
Chaperone by nina bieber April 13, 2011

Sitting Chaperone 

intentionally or unintentionally sitting between a couple or people who are looking to make a play for each other.
I got to the restaurant and just down at the first seat, i didn't realise that Geoff was going to sit there and I ended up sitting chaperone all night with Geoff giving me the evil eye all night.
Sitting Chaperone by jaffaw January 10, 2010

Social Chaperone 

This is identified as an adult who essentially baby sits another adult to keep them from embarassing themself, their family, and their friends, in public settings. This person might be in charge of limiting drinks, drugs, and flirtatious activity. This person should not be confused with a HATER as they are doing it for the benefit of said person!
Person 1: Man, Tishsa got straight WASTED for her party and doesn't remember a THING about what happened. Person 2: Well, clearly she needed a Social Chaperone but since the rest of her friends were wasted, too, she was on her own!!!
Social Chaperone by Ms_Luckey June 11, 2011
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