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I've just ran out of chapstick

People put finishing a tube of chapstick as a way to motivate themselves to keep moving on and not to k*ll themselves. When somebody says, "my chapstick is almost gone" or "I've just ran out of chapstick" please talk to them or buy them a new tube of chapstick.
"I've just ran out of chapstick."
"Let's go take a drive and I'll buy you some more, and we can talk if you're comfortable with that."
Related Words

Chapstick Lesbian

A lesbian who presents somewhere between masculine and feminine, often dressing in comfortable or sensible clothing
See also: Lipstick Lesbian
Amelé is a chapstick lesbian, she couldn't care less about seeming masc or femme

Chapstick Bisexual 

Similar to Chapstick Lesbian

A bisexual identifying female (who dates whomever the hell she wants), cares more about practicality than image. She really doesn't gravitate to the traditional images of "butch" or "femme" -- she does what she wants, and doesn't really care how she's seen. Glam, nerd, etc. She is all of it at once and doesn't take shit.
#1: I can't quite put my finger on her style.

#2: That's because she's a chapstick bisexual. She does what she wants.
Chapstick Bisexual by OliveOyle November 16, 2017

Cherry Chapstick 

A red or enlarged clit, due to sexual stimulation.
"I kissed a girl and I liked it, the taste of her cherry chapstick," said Katy.

happy chappy 

"Chap" is an informal antiquated way for "fellow", "dude", "guy". It becomes "chappy" for making it rhymes with "happy".
If you're happy chappy, you're pleased, happy.
Often used in a sarcastic way and with a negative.
- "Omg, how do you even like this song, it really sucks!"
- "Sounds like you're not a happy chappy...go listening to your stuff then"
happy chappy by Slax February 27, 2014

chapstick lesbian

A lesbian who cares more about practicality than image. She really doesn't gravitate to the traditional images of "butch" or "femme" -- she does what she wants, and doesn't really care how she's seen.
I prefer Chapstick over lipstick because the former is actually useful. Chapstick Lesbian, baby.