chamPAIN

The type of hangover that you feel when you've partied the night before with ***WAAAAAYYYY*** too much champagne.

{Husoos}: Happy New Year Hozay!!! Time to get up!!!

{Hozay}: Owwww Husoos, leave me the fuck alone! I had way too much champagne at the bar last night -- I had 2 bottles and you only had half a bottle. Now I have chamPAIN and I think I need to ralf in the toliet as well. Ow! My head is throbbing! (sound of rapid footsteps...puking noises audible...)

by Telephony November 13, 2013

Champain

When someone who is normally good company when sober drinks too much and their personality becomes painful

Chris is so cool except when he drinks too much he becomes a champain

by Powzy December 17, 2017

champain

(sham-PAIN)

A word that can be used to describe any number of injuries obtained while intoxicated

Sober guy- What happened there, man {points at massive disgusting bruises}?!?!

Now Sober guy- I don't know! I was too plastered to remember.

Sober guy- That's one nasty champain you've got there. You might wanna get it checked out.

by tecc91 June 12, 2009

Champain

A dumb stupid flat chick who eats frappuccinos

I love champain. Ps. Irving was here

by Yall new daddy July 7, 2020

champaine

Drinking champagne and doing cocaine

Wanna hang out for some champaine this week-end

by Villus May 24, 2016

Champagne confetti

To squirt. Female ejaculation.

You won't regret me
Champagne confetti
I wanna see it
In motion
In 3D
-JungKook of BTS

by Xo_MissVee September 28, 2023

champagne problem

A problem or dilemma that, when compared to issues of poverty, national disasters and war, are not all that big of a deal, but nonetheless provide individuals with issues that must be dealt with.

Evelyn hit the Facebook friend limit of 5,000. A champagne problem for sure, but a problem nonetheless.

by sfcityboy November 22, 2011