chairman wow 

Expression of amazement to such a degree that a simple 'wow' just can't cut it. First known to have appeared on an episode of the (excellent) British sitcom 'The IT Crowd'.

Bill: Hey Ben, I just grew an enormous talking sunflower!

Ben: Chairman Wow!

Freakish Talking Sunflower: WEEED

chairman wow by Dr Dougalstein October 5, 2007

Chairman Meow 

A fucking awesome name for a cat.

If I had a cat, he'd be named Chairman Meow.

Chairman Meow by My name June 11, 2006

Chairman Tom 

(n., ethnic slur) Derogatory name for a Chinese-American person who is deferential to and emulative of Whites; comparable to the racial slur "Uncle Tom".

An asian dude who has no accent, hangs out with mostly white kids, doesn't necessarily overachieve in school, and doesn't glow red when drinking can be a Chairman Tom

Chairman Tom by zkg April 4, 2011

chairman of the bored 

Usually used in office settings by someone who is in the midst of performing monotonous tasks for several hours at a time.

A way to reference your current situation at work when you're bored out of your mind.

Please keep me occupied. I'm the chairman of the bored today at work.

chairman of the bored by C-Dubs November 27, 2007

Chairman Lmao 

Any body who uses the term 'lmao' in excessive and unnecessary amounts.

"what you been up to?"
"nuthin much lmaooooooo"
"ok, Chairman Lmao"
"huh?"

Chairman Lmao by Fragmaroom July 13, 2006

Chairman Meow 

The greatest cat owned by the greatest warlock evvvveeeerrrr. Everyone loves him (especially Alec Lightwood).

Magnus: Have you seen Chairman Meow?
Alec: No but he's the greatest cat ever

Chairman Meow by Will_Herondale August 2, 2018

Chairman mao syndrome 

Where you post on social media to make out that your life is really amazing just to make other people jealous and gain followers, when actually it's pretty shit and boring and all of it's just a front

"Becky totally has chairman mao syndrome she makes out she travels around the world and an instagram model when she actually works in Lidl"

Chairman mao syndrome by Diabetic sugar daddy July 30, 2017