charwoman

A woman hired to do chores in a house or office.

The young bachelor hired a charwoman to tidy his apartment every Saturday.

charwoman by ketsoi June 5, 2016

charmangulation 

Tearing, ripping, or otherwise mutilating the first several sheets off of a new toilet roll in an attempt to find the "start".

Man that's totally F'ed up!!! You really committed charmangulation on that roll of bungwipe, didn't you?

charmangulation by Telephony November 15, 2010

Charmandering 

Unlike charizarding, charmandering is when you take a long shit that sticks to your arse, light it on fire and run around squaking like a insane parrot while slapping people round the face with it.

I would have gone to Specsavers of there wasn't a man charmandering everyone down the street

Charmandering by HYPERREALITYSOUL42069 December 1, 2018

chattomania 

Slightly disparaging slang diagnosis applied to a person who seems entirely incapable of inhibiting the uncontrollable impulse to chat.

Her once charming chattomania had become like background noise to her long suffering husband who was now able to gain relief by turning off his hearing aids.

chattomania by Dr Bunnygirl March 19, 2019

Catwoman 

the cat-loving, whip-wielding, jewelry-stealing, leather-wearing, ass-kicking hottie who alternates between having a romance with the Caped Crusader and trying to claw his pointy cowled head off. has a thing for roof-jumping in Gotham at night. without a net. has a sharp tongue and rather sharp claws. sometimes a reluctant antiheroine.

she and said Caped Crusader (Batman) have a knack for saving each other during their late-night rendezvouses... she is Batman's ultimate perfect match in a woman, even if they can never be together for good... Batman's mission and her life of crime get in the way of their life together without masks, though not in the way of their feelings for each other.

Her "real" identity is Selina Kyle. She is also known as The Cat (as opposed to The Bat).

Thugs: Hey, it's Catwoman! C'mere, kitty kitty!
Catwoman: Sorry, boys, no time to play.
Thugs (with rope): Aw, but we got your ball of string right here!
Catwoman: ...On second thought, maybe you boys need to take a little cat-nap.
*Catwoman beats them all up*

Catwoman by Silver415 December 4, 2012

charmandering 

Shoving a lit firecracker up her ass and screaming "FLASH CANNOT BE TAUGHT TO CHARMANDER!"

I was charmandering your sister last night.

charmandering by Having a giggle July 21, 2014

Charmander 

The entity of brick-shitting amazingness. It is an orange f*cking dinosaur with Fire on its tail. It can breathe fire, slash rocks to death with steel-claws and pretty much beat your shit. Do not mess with charmander. Do NOT mess with charmander.

Guy #1 - What was that?
Guy #2 - I think it was a Charmander!
Guy #1 - OH. TITS!

Charmander by Charmander1065 February 18, 2011