chairk 

to stab someone in the upper abdominal cavity and then place a lit cigar, cigarette, or pipe in the wound, which is then "smoked" by the sucking of the victim's punctured lung.

"This asshole was smoking in the waiting room of the hospital, so I chairked him with his own cigar!"

chairk by Wei Ji April 10, 2008

U.S. Chair Force

This is a derisive term the army uses to mock the USAF for generally having less mandatory physical training or PT.

The U.S. Chair Force only has a 2 mile run!

U.S. Chair Force by I, Wreckerrr October 18, 2016

Sneako chair 

A lone chair sitting in sight of the bed for one to sit and watch their significant other receive sex from other people while not participating.

See also: Cuck chair

Every hotel got that sneako chair.

Sneako chair by 36368876 March 19, 2023

Gaming Chair 

A type of chair that gives people aimbot and wallhacks.

4th grader: Bro he is using hack
5th grader: No he is just using a gaming chair

Gaming Chair by The_CX_Corruption August 11, 2018

Chinese Chair

If someone says they have a Chinese chair then they are saying they are up for a threesome.

"If she says she has a Chinese chair you call me. I want in on that."

Chinese Chair by ThreesomeLady May 25, 2018

chinese chair

Dates back to classic Hollywood and the porn industry and later became synonymous with threesomes, or the offering of a threesome.

"So, she said she has a Chinese chair... do you want to come over?"

chinese chair by ThisIsOne March 29, 2017

Crying Chair

The saddest part in the thousand of decrepit 'flats' and 'apartments' scattered throughout Ireland. A place where a person of little money or living space goes to weep for eternity.

There the prerequisite crying chair so this apartment must be shit

Crying Chair by scoobydoobydoobydoo September 19, 2012