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The moment of pure bliss while sitting in an electronic massage chair.
I had the best chairgasm at the mall today!
chairgasm by cest malade January 17, 2009
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An orgasm that is less sexual and more joy-filled that originated from looking at a car, sitting in a car, looking at a picture of a car, being in a presence of a car, or other things relating to cars.
I sat in a Vanquish today and I got the biggest cargasm!

I saw a pic for the new Demon! Total cargasm!
Cargasm by Syn122 January 21, 2009
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Hairgasm 

When a person get's an orgasm just by touching another person's hair!
Kiersten: I need some new sandals we need to go to the buckle!
Chad : Hey isn't that Molly over there at great clips!
Kiersten: CHAD NO! You stay away from that place!
Molly : What the fuck!
Chad : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Molly: Get The Fuck Away From Me You Creap!
Kiersten : You will have to excuse my boyfriend he tends to get Hairgasm's quite often!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Molly : Well he just got cum all over my hair I'm callin the cops!
Kiersten : Run Chad Run!!!!
Hairgasm by SlopNChop January 29, 2017

Choirgasm 

When the sound of a choir singing the correct chord or producing an amazing sound makes you orgasm by way of your ears.
I had so many choirgasms at your concert! It was just amazing!
Choirgasm by QueenoftheKnight May 14, 2010
What you have when you see a ride so fly that you shoot a load in your pants.
"Look at that car!"
"Ohhhh, man, I think I just had a Cargasm"
cargasm by 8E4Vette July 3, 2003

hairgasm 

What women in those goddamn Herbal Essences commercials have.
*woman is washing hair*
"Oh! OH! OH!!"
*hairgasm*
hairgasm by tabbatsoli December 13, 2005
When you have a lot of chores to do, but you finish them all and that cathartic feeling you get afterward is a chorgasm.
I had SUCH a chorgasm, my apartment was such a mess that I spent 3 hours cleaning it and now it's spotless.
chorgasm by shayaknyc March 4, 2008
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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