chairgasm

The moment of pure bliss while sitting in an electronic massage chair.

I had the best chairgasm at the mall today!

by cest malade January 17, 2009

Cargasm

An orgasm that is less sexual and more joy-filled that originated from looking at a car, sitting in a car, looking at a picture of a car, being in a presence of a car, or other things relating to cars.

I sat in a Vanquish today and I got the biggest cargasm!

I saw a pic for the new Demon! Total cargasm!

by Syn122 January 21, 2009

Hairgasm

When a person get's an orgasm just by touching another person's hair!

Kiersten: I need some new sandals we need to go to the buckle!
Chad : Hey isn't that Molly over there at great clips!
Kiersten: CHAD NO! You stay away from that place!
Molly : What the fuck!
Chad : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Molly: Get The Fuck Away From Me You Creap!
Kiersten : You will have to excuse my boyfriend he tends to get Hairgasm's quite often!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Molly : Well he just got cum all over my hair I'm callin the cops!
Kiersten : Run Chad Run!!!!

by SlopNChop January 29, 2017

Choirgasm

When the sound of a choir singing the correct chord or producing an amazing sound makes you orgasm by way of your ears.

I had so many choirgasms at your concert! It was just amazing!

by QueenoftheKnight May 14, 2010

cargasm

What you have when you see a ride so fly that you shoot a load in your pants.

"Look at that car!"
"Ohhhh, man, I think I just had a Cargasm"

by 8E4Vette July 3, 2003

hairgasm

What women in those goddamn Herbal Essences commercials have.

*woman is washing hair*
"Oh! OH! OH!!"
*hairgasm*

by tabbatsoli December 13, 2005

chorgasm

When you have a lot of chores to do, but you finish them all and that cathartic feeling you get afterward is a chorgasm.

I had SUCH a chorgasm, my apartment was such a mess that I spent 3 hours cleaning it and now it's spotless.

by shayaknyc March 4, 2008