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chantessa

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She is 1 of a kind sweet, loyal & blunt. No matter what life throws at her she get backs up. Everyone depends on her most likely the bread-winner. "Boss of all bosses. Be sure to never cross this person she will make you regret it. Very attractive , also athletic. Always the center of attention . Did i forget to say loud.
Did you see chantessa?
chantessa by Chantessa December 18, 2016
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Contessa 

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A person who captures Your Attention when entering a room.
You Just can't take your eyes off Contessa!!
She's a Class all of her Own.
unique.

Strong Women.

Her Hair is Perfect, Flawless.
Olive Skin.
Hour Glass Full Figured Women
Goddess

Genuine, kind to those who are kind to her.
Very Honest, Humble and Open
You can find her serving her community and volunteering

Her life is full of Riches
She has Traveled the World.
Loves to Sing and shes an Amazing Dancer
Born to Perform.
Wow!

Look at Contessa

No one can get in her way of what she wants!!
Contessa by Lisa Erml February 7, 2014

chantelazo 

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To date, seduce or pursue a significantly younger man. From the Spanish name "Chantel", meaning one who dates a younger man.
High school girl #1: Did you hear? Sally's new boyfriend is in ninth grade.
High school girl #2: Oh, wow! I never thought she'd be one to pull a chantelazo.
chantelazo by Anoni November 26, 2006

cuntessa

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A person who is beyond bitchy, who holds themselves above reproach or comparison. Combination of cunt and countess.
Could you believe what that cuntessa did this time?
cuntessa by clememp January 10, 2006

contessa 

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supreme goddess, and wonderful woman. Italian origin and translation of countess--a lady in her own right.
i love me some contessa.
contessa by Rose Gibson June 26, 2004

Catessa 

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A catessa is One of the most beautiful girls you will ever see. Catessa's are very caring and loving. If you are having a bad day they will do anything to help. They are very insecure about their selfs but always hype up others. Catessa's care so much about others feelings, they usually hide theirs away because they feel no one cares. Catessa’s are amazing friends. They get used and dropped alot. People used catessas kindness as her weakness. And if you date a catessa treat her right she gets hurt alot. And if you are friends with catessa, make sure to check up on her and care for her. She loves you. She will always be there no matter how much you hurt her. Moral of the story, catessas are different. Treat them speacial🥺
Yo catessa is the best person i ever met!
Catessa by Dr.phils mustache June 10, 2020

contessa 

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sexiest girl alive, most amazing person in the world.
Contessa is cute and beautiful.
Contessa has a big heart and friendly to everyone.
contessa by youruglylover December 30, 2015
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