cesta

An awkward lump located on the tip of the penis. Which often appears after circumsicion.

'take a look at this botched cesta'
'is that a cesta you got their?'

by Anthony Ova November 24, 2006

matt cesta

a gay hockey player who is hiding in the closet while he's covering himself up with a girlfriend

a guy who thinks hes the best

a guy with greasy hair

a guy who trys to act straight but is really gay

yo! look how "matt cesta" that guy is !

my girls best friend is a "matt cesta"

by an expert on men March 12, 2010

Rob Centa Personality Disorder

A psychological syndrome comprising a mix of narcissism, troubles with social interaction, and sadism. Grandiose, and always ready to cast criticsm as jealousy, Rob Centas undermine institutions and organizations in which they are involved, and dehumanize the people with whom they associate. People usually notice signs when the subject struggles to appear affable in social situations. For example, the social media posts of a person with RCPD often appear to be contrived attempts to appear normal. RCPD is a hypothetical, experimental diagnostic category. RCPD is not found in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM-IV-TR). As a hypothetical syndrome, RCPD could include aspects of narcissistic personality disorder (NPD) as well as traits of autism spectrum disorder (ASD) .

Person 1: Something's off about that guy. He gives me goosebumps.
Person 2: He probably has Rob Centa Personality Disorder.

by oneofthousands December 12, 2018

Centassism

Centassism describes a personality trait of an individual desperate for attention and external validation who compulsively uses Twitter to pronounce himself to the world as someone possessing various virtues.

Rob Centa on Twitter multiple times a day: "I hate racism! I love basketball and I'm always positive! I hate people with centassism!"

by bewkertonbox September 13, 2020

Rains of Castamere

Refers to popular ballad sung by bards in Westeros (Game of Thrones setting) which narrates the annihilation of Lord Castamere by Tywin Lannister. More in general, the expression is used as a warning or a threat.

Yesterday my mom said that I was in for a bad surprise -- She Rains of Castamered me.

by p993 February 6, 2013

centaur express

A syrum mix extracted from human semen and horse semen. Some put this fucking masterpiece in empty coconut syrup bottles and bamboozle the shit out of people

Guy 1- yo wtf why does this syrup taste so bitter, where the hell did you get this?
Guy 2- lmao that's because its centaur express
Guy 1- awh fuck i got bamboozled now i gotta drink some bleach

by Oplix October 20, 2017

centaur boots

Big ass toe nails that click on the ground as you walk. Coined on the show New Girl.

Schmidt: "Winston told me that you guys make fun of my gremlin toenails. That you call them "clickety-clacks" or "centaur boots".

by rednovemburr June 8, 2014