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The absolute worst of the worst in College textbook manufacturing. More focused on profits than student education, with shite-ass tools such as Webassign, which is required for college courses
Ayo fuck Cengage man. X=AE-12 wasn't the answer, it was X = AE - 12
cengage by JOhhny guitar October 10, 2021
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Actively cengaging 

To actively do chemistry problems on cengage, the opposite of bush league behavior
Instead of wasting my time, I was actively cengaging last night.

Douche-centage 

Percent of douche in an area. Typically used to describe a high percentage.
Example
Jeff: Are you guys thinking about going to Rehab at the Hard Rock?

Scott: Probably not, usually there is too high of a douche-centage there.
Douche-centage by S-M-R May 24, 2010

congagestion 

When a conga becomes congested; a slowdown in a conga line.
There's a lot of congagestion in that party.
congagestion by Inktoo August 5, 2022
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Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
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