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slowdown 

The way that a previously fast sounding song sounds slow after listening to a really fast song
After listening to A Kiss, by Bad Meets Evil, Fast Lane was on slowdown
slowdown by UG-Madman February 8, 2012

slowdown virginia 

Tim Kasher's (lead singer of the band Cursive and the band the Good Life) old band that he had when he had from 93 to 95.

They were signed to Lumberjack Records (which is now known as Saddle-Creek Records).
I LOVE Slowdown Virginia! Tim sounds so good, but the lyrics are silly. You can see how much he's grown.
slowdown virginia by Chelsea January 26, 2005

racial slowdown 

A malady affecting black people that causes them to walk very slowly.Those that suffer from racial slowdown the most are those who must walk near or behind people who have racial slowdown. Those with the aforementioned condition are well known to block doorways and small corridors while walking slowly and speaking loudly. Curiously enough, the affects of racial slowdown on blacks does not transfer to running, in fact, the exact opposite occurs during this exercise. There is no known cure for racial slowdown but the best thing to do is to generally avoid those suffering from the condition.
Marvin suffers greatly from racial slowdown, and very sadly, the condition causes him to block corridors so no one can get through.
racial slowdown by B. Q. November 7, 2006

obligatory slowdown 

When you're speeding and everything around you slows down to the speed limit, you had better do like wise. Somebody with a radar detector or a keen eye knows more than you.
I was bird-dogging fifteen over on I-whatever when somebody saw a cop ahead, so we all did the obligatory slowdown for the next mile before lighting up again.
obligatory slowdown by felix77 September 8, 2010

Let’s slow down!!!

Let’s slow down!!! — an enthusiastic ejaculation used when there is so much shade one could cast that you want to foreground each individual insult so that it can be can be both heard and appreciated.
Well, well, well MISS THANG what do we have here? Let’s slow down!!!…and let the critique begin!!!!

Shit showdown 

When two individuals are taking a shit in stalls next to each other, both are trying to not make a sound while shitting. Eventually one will give up and wipe their shitless ass and leave, the victor will then proceed to release his mud monkeys.
This kid and I had a shit showdown last hour, it went on for 15 minutes and I got an ass cramp.
Shit showdown by Joe.mama September 24, 2019