cellita 

epic person omg wow so slay!!!!!

Person one: cellita is so cool omg
Person two: ikr fr

cellita by Juundo February 24, 2023

Cellotato 

The combination of a cello and potato. The description of a lazy musician. Aka Maya Shukla. Cellotato is also a famous song. The original cellotato is a famous musician that looks like a potato.

Maya is such a cellotato.

Cellotato by Cellotato November 19, 2018

Celita 

Extremely smart, funny, and beautiful. Great at ukulele.

You even lift Celita?

Celita by Fryman99 January 3, 2017

Cellivate 

The pavlovian act of reaching, or needing to reach, for one's cell phone in a group social setting in response to someone else's cell phone activity (usually a ring, or vibration, or merely lighting up).

Cellivation is an emergent behavior in cell-phone dominated cultures and can cause significant disruptions in group social activity (see example below).

A group of people are at brunch engaged in a deep conversation about social psychology. Suddenly, a cell phone on the table vibrates. Before the person can reach their cell phone, the conversation abruptly stops as people reach for their cell phones. This is cellivation at its cultural worst. "KQ's cell phone rang causing Scott to cellivate and interrupt the conversation, subsequently helping to invent this word"

Cellivate by Jan Drake October 8, 2007

Cellitarian 

One who abstains from the use of animal agriculture meat, instead opts for the consumption of cell cultured and cultivated meat. This individual consumes other animal products that are produced via cellular agriculture.

Angelique is a Cellitarian who is fond of consuming cultivated salmon.

Cellitarian by angarchives June 25, 2022

Cellotato 

The combination of a cello and a potato. The description of a lazy musician. Aka Maya Shukla. Cellotato is a famous song sang by her fellow peers. The original Cellotato is a famous musician that looks like a potato.

Maya is such a Cellotato.

Cellotato by Cellotato November 19, 2018

celltard 

1. The person in the audience at a concert, play, movie, etc, who forgot to turn off his/her cell phone and is reminded of that fact by getting a call during the event, much to the irritation of everyone else nearby.

2. Someone who feels the need to yell into his/her cell phone far above and beyond normal conversational volume, much to the irritation of everyone else nearby.

Distant reverberating phone ring: beep boop boop beepity beep boop boop!
Other people in audience: What a celltard!

Celltard: BLAH BLAH BLLAAHHHH! BBBLLLAAHHH!
Other people: Shh!

celltard by creaternity May 9, 2006