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CELLIAM IS A SAMRT DUMBASS WHO IS PROBABLY TALL AF. SHE GOT SOME REAL PULL GAME AND CAN AND WILL SNATCH YO MANS. SHE IS A GENIUS BUSINESS WOMAN. HER WALLET POPPIN. SHE IS GORGEOUS AND LIKES GIRLS AND GUYS. SHE LOOKS REALLY SWEET BUT WILL DEFINITELY BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU. LIKES EVERY BOY THAT SHE SEES AND CAN MAKE EVERY BOY THAT SEES HER LIKE HER BACK. DOES NOT DO HER WORK. EVER. BUT TURNS IN THE ASSIGNMENTS HALF ASSED AND LATE CUZ SHE’S LAZY AS HELL.
GUY 1: DAMV I DIDNT DO MY HOMEWORK. ITS BEEN 5 MONTHS.

GUY 2: HAHA WHAT A CELLIAM.

GIRL 1: DAMN LOOK AT THAT BOOTY.

GIRL 2: WISH THAT WERE ME. DAM WHAT A CELLIAM. BIG BOOTY B.
celliam by RED.CONE321 September 30, 2022
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cellium is a little virgin gaymer who keyboards on cod because he gets bullied by kids even tho hes homeschooled
cellium by ILLey_ April 9, 2017
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cellimbo 

when you are leaving a voicemail for someone, they notice you are calling...they attempt to answer and instead are directed immediately to your voicemail. you see the missed call, call them back...you are directed immediately to their voicemail because they are leaving you a message... the cycle continues until you eventually give them a chance to call you or you give up.
I was stuck in cellimbo for 20 minutes today trying to reach Jim-Bob!
cellimbo by shooshaboo October 14, 2008

cellamaphone

1.) A common/deliberate mispronunciation of cell phone. Used to mimic a sound combination of Cell Phone and Telephone.

2.) Originated as a variant of saxamaphone commonly refered to by Homer Simpson meaning "saxophone"
"What do you want, Lisa? A tubamaba? An obomabo? oh....a saxamaphone!..." - Homer Simpson

"Call me on the cellamaphone."
cellamaphone by pOtTs000 October 12, 2005

celliano 

Handsome nice and a gentleman at time don't wanna be on his bad side sex game on bean mode family type person and he bul
The bul celliano
celliano by Celliano June 18, 2018

Cellcamography 

The art of photography using an H.D camera from a mobile cellular device .
Nick was explaining what cellcamography meant to his buddy larry as he defined the word.
"Cellimove" noun

def.: an unnecessary movement or organization to arrange specific objects or habits to take place
1) she took a connection later so she could buy coffee for tomorrow morning, a typical*cellimove*
2) taking a bigger bag instead of the intended small one, in order to take 4 filmrolls which won't be nessasary till tomorrow morning but might be forgotten otherwise and also for the above mentioned coffee, because carrying it in ones hand wouldn't be and option and not buying it would be the most irrational thing to do.
Cellimove by your.good.guy August 8, 2022
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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