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CELLIAM IS A SAMRT DUMBASS WHO IS PROBABLY TALL AF. SHE GOT SOME REAL PULL GAME AND CAN AND WILL SNATCH YO MANS. SHE IS A GENIUS BUSINESS WOMAN. HER WALLET POPPIN. SHE IS GORGEOUS AND LIKES GIRLS AND GUYS. SHE LOOKS REALLY SWEET BUT WILL DEFINITELY BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU. LIKES EVERY BOY THAT SHE SEES AND CAN MAKE EVERY BOY THAT SEES HER LIKE HER BACK. DOES NOT DO HER WORK. EVER. BUT TURNS IN THE ASSIGNMENTS HALF ASSED AND LATE CUZ SHE’S LAZY AS HELL.
GUY 1: DAMV I DIDNT DO MY HOMEWORK. ITS BEEN 5 MONTHS.

GUY 2: HAHA WHAT A CELLIAM.

GIRL 1: DAMN LOOK AT THAT BOOTY.

GIRL 2: WISH THAT WERE ME. DAM WHAT A CELLIAM. BIG BOOTY B.
celliam by RED.CONE321 September 30, 2022
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cellimbo 

when you are leaving a voicemail for someone, they notice you are calling...they attempt to answer and instead are directed immediately to your voicemail. you see the missed call, call them back...you are directed immediately to their voicemail because they are leaving you a message... the cycle continues until you eventually give them a chance to call you or you give up.
I was stuck in cellimbo for 20 minutes today trying to reach Jim-Bob!
cellimbo by shooshaboo October 14, 2008

cellamaphone

1.) A common/deliberate mispronunciation of cell phone. Used to mimic a sound combination of Cell Phone and Telephone.

2.) Originated as a variant of saxamaphone commonly refered to by Homer Simpson meaning "saxophone"
"What do you want, Lisa? A tubamaba? An obomabo? oh....a saxamaphone!..." - Homer Simpson

"Call me on the cellamaphone."
cellamaphone by pOtTs000 October 12, 2005

celliano 

Handsome nice and a gentleman at time don't wanna be on his bad side sex game on bean mode family type person and he bul
The bul celliano
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Cellcamography 

The art of photography using an H.D camera from a mobile cellular device .
Nick was explaining what cellcamography meant to his buddy larry as he defined the word.
"Cellimove" noun

def.: an unnecessary movement or organization to arrange specific objects or habits to take place
1) she took a connection later so she could buy coffee for tomorrow morning, a typical*cellimove*
2) taking a bigger bag instead of the intended small one, in order to take 4 filmrolls which won't be nessasary till tomorrow morning but might be forgotten otherwise and also for the above mentioned coffee, because carrying it in ones hand wouldn't be and option and not buying it would be the most irrational thing to do.
Cellimove by your.good.guy August 8, 2022