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Celliban 

An employee that terrorizes you by blowing up your cell phone during all hours of the day, usually with ridiculous questions. He or she is said to be part of this group.
Damn Brett, Barbara has called me 7 times today! She must be part of the Celliban.
Celliban by Kurt Lazarus October 17, 2008
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Cellbanger 

A term used in the Department Of Corrections, Prison, for someone who yells, and directs abusive language to another through the relative safety of a secured cell door, and is not man enough to say such things in a face-to-face setting.
That pussy is a cellbanger and I'm gonna smash him when I get the chance!
Cellbanger by "Hey C.O.!" June 10, 2011
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cellbant 

lil wayne/weezy`s word for celibate
Celibate is when someone abstains from sexual intercourse.
fuck `em, fuck `em, fuck `em, even if they cellbant.
( that's a pun, or a play on words, saying fuck `em, as in u dont need them, but also saying if theyre celibate fuck `em. )

Pimp: i don need u bitch !
Prostitute: u kno wat ? im gunna go cellbant ta sho u juss how much u need me
Pimp: then how u gon make my money ?
Prostitute: make it ya dam self. im out.
cellbant by zeesty April 28, 2008

celliano 

Handsome nice and a gentleman at time don't wanna be on his bad side sex game on bean mode family type person and he bul
The bul celliano
celliano by Celliano June 18, 2018
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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