Celebext

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Short for celibate text. When you receive a booty call via text message (or sext, if you will) but do not wish to oblige, it is the rejecting response text that brings the lustful thoughts to a halt.

Person 1: Last night he texted me "hey wanna come over?" and I really just didn't feel like doing anything
Person 2: So what did you do?
Person 1: I just sent him a celebext back that said "I just demolished an entire pizza and am feeling like a fat lazy slob so maybe another time?"

Celebext by Jita August 11, 2010

Words you can keep

celeberties

Mootown speak for celebrities.

By the way the list did not Elvis,The Beatles, Elton John,Bruce Springtien or the other celeberties that MJ haters keep mentioning.

celeberties by Lady Motown December 30, 2004

Related Words

Celebext • Celebeatin • celebent • celebertities • celeberties

Celebeatin

celebrating with masturbation.

Richard-congrats on that promotion James! Want to go out for some drinks after work to celebrate?

James-Thanks for the offer buddy but I've already committed myself to a night of Celebeatin!

Celebeatin by Mr. Squeeby October 23, 2011

celebent

Someone who doesn't want to get with girls because they cause too many problems.

Matt: Geeze. Idk who to like. Too many choices and too many issues with each one.
Francis: Well personally..I'd just go celebent if I were you.

celebent by stoisgod. April 30, 2006

celebertities

A pair of Nice tities.

Damn son, Scarlett Johansson has some celebertities.

celebertities by Shawn- April 18, 2018

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026