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pokey bum chase

A game played usually by 2 brothers (occasionally sisters) when they are little. Both contestants sit on a sofa (one at either side) whilst watching TV. To gain more space on the couch, or to kill time during adverts, the contestants commence in a dual known as "pokey bum chase".

The aim of the game is to stick your big toe up the other opponents asshole, thus making him scream like an idiot and jump off the couch, whilst you sit there laughing at the molested individual.

Natural occurance in everyday life. May result in lawsuit if played beyond the age of 18.
Brother 1: "Move over a bit!"
Brother 2: "Nut!"
*commence kicking*
*commence pokey bum chase*
Brother 2:"aaaaaaahHhhhh!"

BROTHER 1 WINS!
pokey bum chase by C.I. December 26, 2007

Pokemon Chase 

When you are trying to catch a pokémon for hours and it just keeps running away.
“Hey did you catch that mew yet?” “Nah bro, I’ve been on a pokemon chase forever.”

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008