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Covid Cease-Fire Year 

The precise one-year interval between mass shootings in America, beginning with the onset of the Covid pandemic.
Between 3/16/20 and 3/16/21, mass shootings in America stopped. It was the Covid cease-fire year, and who can answer why they resumed with such force.

Ratio Cease Fire 

A forced cease to a brutal ratio twitter feud. After two hours the user with more likes, retweets, or comments wins. This may not be met with another ratio remark.
“I have more interactions, I call a Ratio Cease Fire”
“Can’t believe a famous twitter persona lost a ratio and had to call a Ratio Cease Fire”

Russian cease-fire 

This school shooting was said to be the worst one of all time, a real Russian cease-fire.

The city was Russian-ceasefired to the ground.
Russian cease-fire by bayraktar March 27, 2022

Ceaser's Fire brigade

1) When the government or government officals destroys your property or assets and you have to pay for any damages, repairs, legal costs and any further government taxes to do with said property or assets.

2) Where the government legally aquires your property without permission and destroys it in order to make way for a highway or another government owned structure.

This word was made famous when Marcus Licinius Crassus who came from a wealthy roman family created the first fire brigade in Rome and would have hundreds of men on hand to help put out the flames. Unfortunatly the firemen refused to help without gaining at least a third of the price of the property, these deals were usually made whilst the property was burning.

Augustus Ceaser adopted this Idea and built his own fire brigade where he would burn down other peoples properties and then claim them as damaged goods which could be legally aquired by Augustus Ceaser.
Government: Excuse me sir we have aquired your home to make way for a highway with tolls

Joe Blow: What Ive been living on this land for fifty years you can't do that

Government: Is it a bird is it plane, no It's Ceaser's Fire brigade now piss off.
Ceaser's Fire brigade by blashada October 18, 2012

Russian ceasefire 

promising not to fire at civilians while firing at civilians
"Russia just annouced a ceasefire so that civilians can get away from urban ares"
"Dude... it is a Russian ceasefire"
Russian ceasefire by kakabus March 7, 2022
n.
1)A derogatory term for the TBI system, referred to as Crossfire Injection, produced by General Motors between 1981 and 1984. It was replaced by TPI in 1985. Crossfire Injection developed a reputation for being unreliable. See Shitfire.
2) 84 Ceasefire; racist, redneck, jackass who posts in racing forums.
I own a 1982 ceasefire Corvette.