cbroom

a Dumbass looking up his name on this webset

He is such a cbroom

by Thepussyslayer5345 May 21, 2021

Rodney Croome

Australian activist and spokeperson for the Tasmanian Faggot and Carpet Licker Rights Group that was nominated for Australian Fag of the year in 2015. Can be easily identified from his lips that over the years have permanently molded themselves into the shape of a cock. Approach with caution unless you want to be ass-raped.

Little Johnny: Rodney Croome is coming to school tomorrow to talk to us about why we shouldn't bash fags.

Father: Keep your ass to the wall son, otherwise you'll end up with a cumshot of AIDs.

by Sammy75 November 7, 2017

croomf

crush oomf on twt

Izzy: do you have a croomf
zane: yea I do but I won’t @ them

by tqekookies July 11, 2021

Crooming

Verb. The act of crying and cooming at the same time.

Someone that crooms a lot is considered a 'croomer'.

Charlene : I was so depressed that I croomed during breakup sex.
Gabriel : I get that, last night was so good except she reminded me of my dead mom. I was crooming a little.

by CharleneTwitch May 23, 2023

Tom Croom

Founder of Wasabi Anime in Florida.
His reputation for creativity coupled with his strange attraction to drama have elevated him to almost legendary status in the anime fan community in the southeast United States.

There are constant debates as to whether or not this is a good thing.

See also: evil

OMGWTFBBQ... did you see Tom Croom's Livejournal this week? He's at it again!

by Haplo June 11, 2006

Croom A Coochee

The small community that not very many people want to visit just ten minutes south of Bushnell. The only way to get to houses here are on the numerous dirt roads and through woods. Hunting plays a large part in this community and you made find people down at Silver Lake or the Withlacoochee River, swimming away from alligators. Croom a Coochee is centered around the "Country Store": a rundown gas station with two pumps and expensive cigarettes and beer. It's customers include a variety of rednecks, drug dealers and crack addicts. You learn about the entire "town" on the bulletin board where you can find your next exotic pet such as a chicken or horse. Croomite is a common term for those who live here. You can often find everyone walking around with black feet as most people don't wear shoes. Beware of the cop that sits in the same exact spot every day and thinks he can pull you over for speeding through the 30mph speed zone. Don't forget about the blonde headed kids who ride their bikes on seven bend road every day. You're likely to hit one while driving by. Never go out at night or you may possibly be raped, shot, or some crack addict lady with no bra on and a mini skirt may ask you for some drugs. Gotta love to live in Croom A Coochee.

Boy: Where do you live at?
Girl: Croom A Coochee.
Boy: Oh god, you're a Croomite. God bless your soul.
Girl: Yeah, come visit me and see if you make it out alive.
Boy: No thanks.

by croomite4lyfe November 2, 2011

croomed

Old definition: To be fired for losing to Sylvester Croom's lousy Mississippi State Bulldogs that went only 9-25 from 2004-06.

New definition: To get your ass kicked by Sylvester Croom's newer, more talented Bulldogs that are no longer the biggest joke in the SEC.

Old definition: Ron Zook and Mike Shula got Croomed from Florida and Alabama, respectively.

New definition: Mississippi State Croomed the state of Alabama this year, as the Bulldogs beat Alabama, Auburn, and UAB. There isn't a better example of pwnage of a single state in college football than that.

by Devveyovich December 9, 2007