Devveyovich's definitions

straight flush

The best kind of hand in poker. A straight flush involves someone having five suited connectors as their hand. For instance, a hand of 4-5-6-7-8 of diamonds is a straight flush.

The top straight flush, 10 to ace, is called a royal flush and is the absolute pinnacle of poker.

I thought I had a nut flush, but Bryan rivered a straight flush and took home the pot.

by Devveyovich September 24, 2008

AIM big mouth

Someone who, while on AIM, constantly copies parts of their IMs with certain people and pastes them to others. Like in real life, the big mouth will rat people out when they talk about someone else, only this time it's online rather than through spoken words.

My brother is the biggest AIM big mouth in the world. Every time I talk about someone, he has to copy and paste that excerpt of our conversation and send it to them. One day, he will pay for this.

by Devveyovich October 25, 2008

IR

Abbreviation for injured reserve. In professional sports, when a player is placed on the IR, he cannot play for a long time or is considered out for the season. It can also be used informally if someone is injured and can't play sports for a while.

Guy 1: Hey man, we're getting a baseball game together later, wanna play?

Guy 2: Nah sorry dude, I'm on the IR with a sprained ankle from playing pickup basketball.

Guy 1: Oh man that blows, I hope we can see you back on the field in a few weeks.

by Devveyovich July 6, 2008

Duke Dagger

Eric Maynor's game-winning shot in the first round of the 2007 NCAA tournament against Duke. With the game tied at 77, Maynor hit a pull up jumper with just 1.8 seconds left to give VCU a two point lead that held up as the final margin. Duke haters everywhere rejoiced, as the Blue Devils were knocked out in the first round. To watch this glorious moment, simply search "Eric Maynor" on YouTube.

Duke had a down year in 2007, but the Duke Dagger was still great to watch, as Eric Maynor took down the mighty Blue Devils with a single shot.

by Devveyovich February 7, 2009

chizz

Jizz on someone's chin. Sometimes, after someone gets skeeted on, they forget to wipe it all of, and a smidge remains on their chin. Chin + jizz = chizz

Hey, did you just get skeeted on? Because you got a little chizz left on your face.

by Devveyovich September 23, 2010

Magic Kingdom

A girl's vagina. This name applies because many people think that a vagina, like the Magic Kingdom, is the happiest place on earth.

After going out with my girlfriend for a month, she finally let me insert my rod into her Magic Kingdom.

by Devveyovich July 7, 2007

hood soda

A soda from a fast food restaurant that was not paid for. You acquire it by finding a random cup, then filling up the cup at the fountain when the employees aren't looking.

Guy 1: How did you get that soda? I ordered everything for us and I know you didn't ask for one.
Guy 2: Just found a cup lying around and filled it up.
Guy 1: So, you stole it.
Guy 2: Yup. Hood soda, son!

by Devveyovich July 12, 2017