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The best kind of hand in poker. A straight flush involves someone having five suited connectors as their hand. For instance, a hand of 4-5-6-7-8 of diamonds is a straight flush.
The top straight flush, 10 to ace, is called a royal flush and is the absolute pinnacle of poker.
The top straight flush, 10 to ace, is called a royal flush and is the absolute pinnacle of poker.
by Devveyovich September 24, 2008
Get the straight flush mug.1. (n) A really bad poker player. Someone who doesn't know how to play the game very well and therefore plays a lot of muck hands.
2. (v) To lose a hand of poker to someone who plays an awful hand but somehow gets really lucky and hits their cards.
3. (n) Someone who sucks at their trade.
2. (v) To lose a hand of poker to someone who plays an awful hand but somehow gets really lucky and hits their cards.
3. (n) Someone who sucks at their trade.
1. That stupid donk just went all in with 2/7 off, I'm glad he was eliminated from the tournament.
2. I just got donked to hell when some idiot with Jack high bet into my trip Queens and ran a flush.
3. Reche Caldwell is a donk; he dropped two easy passes that cost the New England Patriots four points and, eventually, the AFC Championship Game.
2. I just got donked to hell when some idiot with Jack high bet into my trip Queens and ran a flush.
3. Reche Caldwell is a donk; he dropped two easy passes that cost the New England Patriots four points and, eventually, the AFC Championship Game.
by Devveyovich January 6, 2008
Get the donk mug.Old definition: The family of chokers. As of 2005, nobody from the Manning Family had ever even appeared in a Super Bowl, let alone won one.
New definition: The family that took ownership of the New England Patriots from Bob Kraft.
New definition: The family that took ownership of the New England Patriots from Bob Kraft.
The Manning family, namely Eli and Peyton, has pwnage of the New England Patriots now, as both have beaten them on the way to winning Super Bowls. Nobody can make fun of them for being chokers anymore.
by Devveyovich June 23, 2008
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Get the beefers mug.A covert term for a white girl who loves the BBC, or big black cock. It's a good way to say that a girl likes dark meat without openly saying that, as well as a play on the term for someone who subscribes to the traditional British Broadcasting Corporation.
Guy 1: Yo, did you hear that girl got pregnant by a black guy?
Guy 2: Not surprising, she's a known BBC subscriber.
Guy 2: Not surprising, she's a known BBC subscriber.
by Devveyovich May 19, 2013
Get the BBC subscriber mug.Jizz on someone's chin. Sometimes, after someone gets skeeted on, they forget to wipe it all of, and a smidge remains on their chin. Chin + jizz = chizz
by Devveyovich September 23, 2010
Get the chizz mug.Abbreviation for injured reserve. In professional sports, when a player is placed on the IR, he cannot play for a long time or is considered out for the season. It can also be used informally if someone is injured and can't play sports for a while.
Guy 1: Hey man, we're getting a baseball game together later, wanna play?
Guy 2: Nah sorry dude, I'm on the IR with a sprained ankle from playing pickup basketball.
Guy 1: Oh man that blows, I hope we can see you back on the field in a few weeks.
Guy 2: Nah sorry dude, I'm on the IR with a sprained ankle from playing pickup basketball.
Guy 1: Oh man that blows, I hope we can see you back on the field in a few weeks.
by Devveyovich July 6, 2008
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