Devveyovich's definitions

croomed

Old definition: To be fired for losing to Sylvester Croom's lousy Mississippi State Bulldogs that went only 9-25 from 2004-06.

New definition: To get your ass kicked by Sylvester Croom's newer, more talented Bulldogs that are no longer the biggest joke in the SEC.

Old definition: Ron Zook and Mike Shula got Croomed from Florida and Alabama, respectively.

New definition: Mississippi State Croomed the state of Alabama this year, as the Bulldogs beat Alabama, Auburn, and UAB. There isn't a better example of pwnage of a single state in college football than that.

by Devveyovich December 9, 2007

straight flush

The best kind of hand in poker. A straight flush involves someone having five suited connectors as their hand. For instance, a hand of 4-5-6-7-8 of diamonds is a straight flush.

The top straight flush, 10 to ace, is called a royal flush and is the absolute pinnacle of poker.

I thought I had a nut flush, but Bryan rivered a straight flush and took home the pot.

by Devveyovich September 24, 2008

hood soda

A soda from a fast food restaurant that was not paid for. You acquire it by finding a random cup, then filling up the cup at the fountain when the employees aren't looking.

Guy 1: How did you get that soda? I ordered everything for us and I know you didn't ask for one.
Guy 2: Just found a cup lying around and filled it up.
Guy 1: So, you stole it.
Guy 2: Yup. Hood soda, son!

by Devveyovich July 12, 2017

Magic Kingdom

A girl's vagina. This name applies because many people think that a vagina, like the Magic Kingdom, is the happiest place on earth.

After going out with my girlfriend for a month, she finally let me insert my rod into her Magic Kingdom.

by Devveyovich July 7, 2007

skeet

Alternate term for mayonnaise. Like the male ejaculate, mayo is white and creamy with a taste that many people like but others hate.

(person is ordering at McDonald's drive-thru)

Yo let me get two McChicken sandwiches, no skeet please.

by Devveyovich June 22, 2008

BBC subscriber

A covert term for a white girl who loves the BBC, or big black cock. It's a good way to say that a girl likes dark meat without openly saying that, as well as a play on the term for someone who subscribes to the traditional British Broadcasting Corporation.

Guy 1: Yo, did you hear that girl got pregnant by a black guy?

Guy 2: Not surprising, she's a known BBC subscriber.

by Devveyovich May 19, 2013

beefers

Alternate term for breasts. Usually used if a woman has larger than normal breasts.

Matt's kryptonite is girls with massive chest beefers. He simply can't resist them.

by Devveyovich February 28, 2016