Devveyovich's definitions

skeet rag

Rag that you use to catch your skeet at the end of masturbating. Can be an old towel, t-shirt, or something disposable like paper towels. Skeet rags need to be thrown out after a certain amount of uses, otherwise they get too hard and become really gross.

My brother's skeet rag has been used so many times, it's as stiff as a piece of wood. He needs to throw that damn thing out.

by Devveyovich August 9, 2009

Weapon X

Weapon X is the nickname for arguably the best safety in the NFL today, Philadelphia Eagle Brian Dawkins. Dawkins is a six time Pro Bowler who has roamed the middle of the field for the Eagles for 11 years and still is as good as ever. Weapon X can do it all: hard hits, interceptions, sacks, pass defense, and even the occasional touchdown. Simply put, the dude is NASTY! Guys like Santana Moss, Terrell Owens, and Plaxico Burress have to change their pants before facing the Eagles because they shit themselves just looking at Dawkins. Weapon X is a surefire Hall of Famer within the next ten years.

Brian Dawkins, aka Weapon X, is one of the best safeties to ever play the game. To see an awesome highlight video of his greatness, go to YouTube and search for "Weapon X."

by Devveyovich September 19, 2007

straight flush

The best kind of hand in poker. A straight flush involves someone having five suited connectors as their hand. For instance, a hand of 4-5-6-7-8 of diamonds is a straight flush.

The top straight flush, 10 to ace, is called a royal flush and is the absolute pinnacle of poker.

I thought I had a nut flush, but Bryan rivered a straight flush and took home the pot.

by Devveyovich September 24, 2008

Magic Kingdom

A girl's vagina. This name applies because many people think that a vagina, like the Magic Kingdom, is the happiest place on earth.

After going out with my girlfriend for a month, she finally let me insert my rod into her Magic Kingdom.

by Devveyovich July 7, 2007

hood soda

A soda from a fast food restaurant that was not paid for. You acquire it by finding a random cup, then filling up the cup at the fountain when the employees aren't looking.

Guy 1: How did you get that soda? I ordered everything for us and I know you didn't ask for one.
Guy 2: Just found a cup lying around and filled it up.
Guy 1: So, you stole it.
Guy 2: Yup. Hood soda, son!

by Devveyovich July 12, 2017

skeet

Alternate term for mayonnaise. Like the male ejaculate, mayo is white and creamy with a taste that many people like but others hate.

(person is ordering at McDonald's drive-thru)

Yo let me get two McChicken sandwiches, no skeet please.

by Devveyovich June 22, 2008

chizz

Jizz on someone's chin. Sometimes, after someone gets skeeted on, they forget to wipe it all of, and a smidge remains on their chin. Chin + jizz = chizz

Hey, did you just get skeeted on? Because you got a little chizz left on your face.

by Devveyovich September 23, 2010