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Magic Kingdom

A girl's vagina. This name applies because many people think that a vagina, like the Magic Kingdom, is the happiest place on earth.
After going out with my girlfriend for a month, she finally let me insert my rod into her Magic Kingdom.
by Devveyovich July 7, 2007
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Mom lines

The lines on a woman's face which indicate that she is a mom. Most likely, these lines are a result of the toll brought on from carrying, bearing, and raising a child or children. You can find these lines on the inside of the cheek, right above the mouth.
Me: Bro, I've gotten really good at identifying moms on dating apps.

Buddy: How do you do that?

Me: Look at the face closely. If you see mom lines, she most likely has kids.
by Devveyovich September 24, 2019
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skeet

Alternate term for mayonnaise. Like the male ejaculate, mayo is white and creamy with a taste that many people like but others hate.
(person is ordering at McDonald's drive-thru)

Yo let me get two McChicken sandwiches, no skeet please.
by Devveyovich June 22, 2008
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hood soda

A soda from a fast food restaurant that was not paid for. You acquire it by finding a random cup, then filling up the cup at the fountain when the employees aren't looking.
Guy 1: How did you get that soda? I ordered everything for us and I know you didn't ask for one.
Guy 2: Just found a cup lying around and filled it up.
Guy 1: So, you stole it.
Guy 2: Yup. Hood soda, son!
by Devveyovich July 12, 2017
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beefers

Alternate term for breasts. Usually used if a woman has larger than normal breasts.
Matt's kryptonite is girls with massive chest beefers. He simply can't resist them.
by Devveyovich February 28, 2016
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croomed

Old definition: To be fired for losing to Sylvester Croom's lousy Mississippi State Bulldogs that went only 9-25 from 2004-06.

New definition: To get your ass kicked by Sylvester Croom's newer, more talented Bulldogs that are no longer the biggest joke in the SEC.
Old definition: Ron Zook and Mike Shula got Croomed from Florida and Alabama, respectively.

New definition: Mississippi State Croomed the state of Alabama this year, as the Bulldogs beat Alabama, Auburn, and UAB. There isn't a better example of pwnage of a single state in college football than that.
by Devveyovich December 9, 2007
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Manning family

Old definition: The family of chokers. As of 2005, nobody from the Manning Family had ever even appeared in a Super Bowl, let alone won one.

New definition: The family that took ownership of the New England Patriots from Bob Kraft.
The Manning family, namely Eli and Peyton, has pwnage of the New England Patriots now, as both have beaten them on the way to winning Super Bowls. Nobody can make fun of them for being chokers anymore.
by Devveyovich June 23, 2008
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