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An alternate term for premature ejaculation. Based off of the penalty in football where an offensive player moves after being set but before the snap.
I wanted to have sex with that girl but I committed a false start during foreplay, so it ended up not happening.
by Devveyovich December 24, 2017
Get the false start mug.Weapon X is the nickname for arguably the best safety in the NFL today, Philadelphia Eagle Brian Dawkins. Dawkins is a six time Pro Bowler who has roamed the middle of the field for the Eagles for 11 years and still is as good as ever. Weapon X can do it all: hard hits, interceptions, sacks, pass defense, and even the occasional touchdown. Simply put, the dude is NASTY! Guys like Santana Moss, Terrell Owens, and Plaxico Burress have to change their pants before facing the Eagles because they shit themselves just looking at Dawkins. Weapon X is a surefire Hall of Famer within the next ten years.
Brian Dawkins, aka Weapon X, is one of the best safeties to ever play the game. To see an awesome highlight video of his greatness, go to YouTube and search for "Weapon X."
by Devveyovich September 19, 2007
Get the Weapon X mug.Rag that you use to catch your skeet at the end of masturbating. Can be an old towel, t-shirt, or something disposable like paper towels. Skeet rags need to be thrown out after a certain amount of uses, otherwise they get too hard and become really gross.
My brother's skeet rag has been used so many times, it's as stiff as a piece of wood. He needs to throw that damn thing out.
by Devveyovich August 9, 2009
Get the skeet rag mug.The best kind of hand in poker. A straight flush involves someone having five suited connectors as their hand. For instance, a hand of 4-5-6-7-8 of diamonds is a straight flush.
The top straight flush, 10 to ace, is called a royal flush and is the absolute pinnacle of poker.
The top straight flush, 10 to ace, is called a royal flush and is the absolute pinnacle of poker.
by Devveyovich September 24, 2008
Get the straight flush mug.1. (n) A really bad poker player. Someone who doesn't know how to play the game very well and therefore plays a lot of muck hands.
2. (v) To lose a hand of poker to someone who plays an awful hand but somehow gets really lucky and hits their cards.
3. (n) Someone who sucks at their trade.
2. (v) To lose a hand of poker to someone who plays an awful hand but somehow gets really lucky and hits their cards.
3. (n) Someone who sucks at their trade.
1. That stupid donk just went all in with 2/7 off, I'm glad he was eliminated from the tournament.
2. I just got donked to hell when some idiot with Jack high bet into my trip Queens and ran a flush.
3. Reche Caldwell is a donk; he dropped two easy passes that cost the New England Patriots four points and, eventually, the AFC Championship Game.
2. I just got donked to hell when some idiot with Jack high bet into my trip Queens and ran a flush.
3. Reche Caldwell is a donk; he dropped two easy passes that cost the New England Patriots four points and, eventually, the AFC Championship Game.
by Devveyovich January 6, 2008
Get the donk mug.Old definition: The family of chokers. As of 2005, nobody from the Manning Family had ever even appeared in a Super Bowl, let alone won one.
New definition: The family that took ownership of the New England Patriots from Bob Kraft.
New definition: The family that took ownership of the New England Patriots from Bob Kraft.
The Manning family, namely Eli and Peyton, has pwnage of the New England Patriots now, as both have beaten them on the way to winning Super Bowls. Nobody can make fun of them for being chokers anymore.
by Devveyovich June 23, 2008
Get the Manning family mug.Jizz on someone's chin. Sometimes, after someone gets skeeted on, they forget to wipe it all of, and a smidge remains on their chin. Chin + jizz = chizz
by Devveyovich September 23, 2010
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