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Croomie
Croomie by Bowser, King of the Koopas March 18, 2024
Rodney Croome
Australian activist and spokeperson for the Tasmanian Faggot and Carpet Licker Rights Group that was nominated for Australian Fag of the year in 2015. Can be easily identified from his lips that over the years have permanently molded themselves into the shape of a cock. Approach with caution unless you want to be ass-raped.
Little Johnny: Rodney Croome is coming to school tomorrow to talk to us about why we shouldn't bash fags.
Father: Keep your ass to the wall son, otherwise you'll end up with a cumshot of AIDs.
Father: Keep your ass to the wall son, otherwise you'll end up with a cumshot of AIDs.
Rodney Croome by Sammy75 November 7, 2017
Coromies
Coromies by EnemyBread March 23, 2020
Crooming
Verb. The act of crying and cooming at the same time.
Someone that crooms a lot is considered a 'croomer'.
Someone that crooms a lot is considered a 'croomer'.
Charlene : I was so depressed that I croomed during breakup sex.
Gabriel : I get that, last night was so good except she reminded me of my dead mom. I was crooming a little.
Gabriel : I get that, last night was so good except she reminded me of my dead mom. I was crooming a little.
Crooming by CharleneTwitch May 23, 2023
crookie
Crookies fuck you up.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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