caylla 

another term for fat or obese

does this dress make me look caylla?

caylla by fuckyourightback April 24, 2008

Callamized

To be in the state of shock or bewilderment after walking out of an infamous Dr. Christopher Callam exam; to be academically violated.

Synonyms: Apocalypse, discombobulating, disorientation, complete bafflement, to be completely defeated.

I so Callamized by that exam, that someone had to direct me out of the building.

Callamized by babycakes21 February 10, 2010

Calla 

Calla , pronounced like the golf company "CallaWay" but without the way. DONOT call her Kayla she absolutely HATES that. Calla is named after the Calla-Lilly flower. She is shy but once you get to know her you can't shut her up. Calla is very beautiful, she has a great laugh, every girl wants to be her and every guy wants her. She is stylish & very caring. she is a nurturer, she is the best wife you could ever want or have. She is extremely loyal, Calla is very sensitive and emotional, Calla loves hard and puts her all into everything that she does. She never forgets so whatch yourself. Calla knows more than she lets on, so if your lying DON'T. Calla loves her friends and her family very much. Calla is a very hard worker and puts her mind to everything she does. She is kind and sweet but if you question her or make her angry watch out. She is very stubborn, that is one of her downfalls, Calla is also very creative. She is an amazing kisser and great in bed. Calla is in general a wonderful human being and will help anyone who needs it even if she doesn't like them very much. She never wants to see her loved ones hurt. She is always the prettiest girl in the room just like the flower she is named after. Calla is always the favorite, in her family, with her friends and even in school. Calla is Calla there is nobody on earth like her, she is one of a kind and when you meet her that becomes very apparent.

Calla is such a great person!

Calla-Lillys are such beautiful flowers!

I wish I had Calla's confidence!

Calla by Professor at UofT June 15, 2019

Cayla 

An amazing person inside and out. When she promises something, she means it. She will never let you down. On the other hand she's extreamly honest, and will tell you exactly what she thinks if you ask her opinion... Despite her o' so happy appearnce she usually carries a lot of baggage or sadness from her past; but she would never let anyone know that.

If you are ever lucky enough to meet a Cayla, then you have met an incredible and inspiring person... She's weird but the best kind of weird you can find. She's fun, joyful, and full of adventure!

Also she's very athletic, determined, artistc, loyal, wise, compassionate, and has many hidden talents or abilities... She may never tell you her hidden talents or deepest secrets- but don't feel offended that's just they way she is. Despite being very open and honest, she's very mysterious and secretive.

"That Cayla's so weird."
"I know but you've got to love her!"

Cayla by Magicalmagic October 27, 2013

Callado

An idiotic act to cause a somewhat serious conversation turn into a stupid irrelevant conversation.

Example 1

Ashley: Hey man, I got these dank as-
Josh: COOL
Ashley: Josh, don't be a fucking Callado

Example 2

Ashley: Wanna smoke some weed on the weekend?
Josh: How about you fuck yourself in the asshole?
Ashley: Fuckin' Callado.

Callado by His name is George September 5, 2013

Calladine

Somebody that always wears a light blue coat dispite everyone asking the person not to. The light blue coat is sacred to the Calladine and therefore they cant take it off without permission from the spooch (master).

That Calladine is wearing that damn light blue coat again! Really grinds my gears!

Calladine by Sideshow Martin January 27, 2011

Callahan Theory 

The Callahan Theory is performed when a person completes all of his/her homework on the absolute last day of the semester. No homework is done through out the course until the last day. Then, he/she hands all of it in to the teacher all at once. To complete the theory, you must still achieve a 3.5 GPA.

Matt - "Hey Pat, have you done your homework tonight?"
Pat - "No, we're only two weeks into the course, I follow the Callahan Theory."
Matt - "What's that?"
Pat - "It's when I do all of my homework on the last day of the semester, and still get an A!"

Callahan Theory by MickWhop July 23, 2012