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A cat networking site, similar to friendster, where a cat can have a webpage containing photos, hobbies, and a friends list.
No, I am not kidding. It exists.
Also, there is a dogster. Same purpose, but for dogs.
Lame Internet Addict: Wow, my cat has more friends on catster than I have on friendster! How did this happen???
L.I.A.'s cat: Let's face it, pal. I am way cuter than you.
catster by creaternity April 27, 2006

Catstealerofdoom 

A catstealerofdoom will ask you if you have a cat when you respond with a yes then they will ask for a photo. They use their super powers and search their magic brains for where the cat lives, it's social security number, it's credit card, it's life span, its age, it's breed, name, and it's moms name. Once they have this information they will find a way into your home at night and steal your cat. When you wake up confused because your cat is gone there will be NO explanation just poof cats gone. Once the cat has been stolen this cat will have exactly 36 pictures taken and posted on instagram and the cat will be petted for pleasure and sadly your cat will be taken care of as if he/she is a human baby. I am sorry for your loss 😪
Damn catstealerofdoom took mittens mom!!!!!

Catsterbaiter 

Catsterbaiter, one that assists cats in the process in the relieving of their genatalia , when a cat is in heat .
Hey cody , were you catsterbaiting the cat off again you little catsterbaiter ?
Catsterbaiter by Sh#tf*ck May 10, 2020

Battle catster

you have to stop being a battle catster
Battle catster by flerpw7 May 20, 2022
Word Coined by Glen Durrant, which refers to the shape of the female genetals when viewed from infront and below.
"I like my CatSteak Rare and Juicy"

"Whats the differnece between T-Bon and CatSteak?"
"You gotta put the bone in the catsteak."
CatSteak by livebythesword July 13, 2007

catsterbate 

Whaoooo!! Tyler you catsterbate WAYYY to much,its kinda creepy......O.o
catsterbate by selurmun March 26, 2011