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Catspeak 

Nonsensical or glaringly incorrect grammar usage, usually found in internet typing. The presence of catspeak usually indicates that somebody let their cat use the computer.

Catspeak is used by non-cats, for humorous effect, in cat-themed image macros.
Examples of catspeak:

This is too many breads!

Surrender all your nutrient.
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Catstealerofdoom 

A catstealerofdoom will ask you if you have a cat when you respond with a yes then they will ask for a photo. They use their super powers and search their magic brains for where the cat lives, it's social security number, it's credit card, it's life span, its age, it's breed, name, and it's moms name. Once they have this information they will find a way into your home at night and steal your cat. When you wake up confused because your cat is gone there will be NO explanation just poof cats gone. Once the cat has been stolen this cat will have exactly 36 pictures taken and posted on instagram and the cat will be petted for pleasure and sadly your cat will be taken care of as if he/she is a human baby. I am sorry for your loss 😪
Damn catstealerofdoom took mittens mom!!!!!
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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