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Catspeak 

Nonsensical or glaringly incorrect grammar usage, usually found in internet typing. The presence of catspeak usually indicates that somebody let their cat use the computer.

Catspeak is used by non-cats, for humorous effect, in cat-themed image macros.
Examples of catspeak:

This is too many breads!

Surrender all your nutrient.
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Catstealerofdoom 

A catstealerofdoom will ask you if you have a cat when you respond with a yes then they will ask for a photo. They use their super powers and search their magic brains for where the cat lives, it's social security number, it's credit card, it's life span, its age, it's breed, name, and it's moms name. Once they have this information they will find a way into your home at night and steal your cat. When you wake up confused because your cat is gone there will be NO explanation just poof cats gone. Once the cat has been stolen this cat will have exactly 36 pictures taken and posted on instagram and the cat will be petted for pleasure and sadly your cat will be taken care of as if he/she is a human baby. I am sorry for your loss 😪
Damn catstealerofdoom took mittens mom!!!!!

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026