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Catism
New religion of cat worship in which the god you pray to is the sphinx.
7 commandments:
(1) NEVER run, if you can walk.
(2) NEVER walk, if you can stand.
(3) NEVER stand, if you can sit.
(4) NEVER sit, if you can lie down
(5) NEVER stay awake, if you can be asleep
(6) Thou shalt never harm a feline
(7) Love all cats, and treat them as if they are people too.
7 commandments:
(1) NEVER run, if you can walk.
(2) NEVER walk, if you can stand.
(3) NEVER stand, if you can sit.
(4) NEVER sit, if you can lie down
(5) NEVER stay awake, if you can be asleep
(6) Thou shalt never harm a feline
(7) Love all cats, and treat them as if they are people too.
Catism by Rana Ayvaz April 21, 2008
Catism
The movement for cat liberation and freedom from oppression at the hands of privileged humans in our unequal society.
Catism is if you decide to kill a cat, you will either be put down or you will spend life in prison. Cats also deserve the right to vote and have their own health care. Cats deserve equal marriage rights as well as their own reality show. We need to give cats equal representation in the government. There are unfair barriers in our bureaucracy that keep the cats glass ceiling low and unbreakable. If we want cats to move forward in our society we need start breaking down these barriers so cats can move forward with their lives. "Rights are not gifts from one man to another, nor from one class of men to another. It is impossible to discover any origin of rights otherwise than in the origin of man; it consequently follows that rights appertain to man in right of his existence, and must therefore be equal to every man." Thomas Paine
CAT STD's are REAL!!!!
CAT STD's are REAL!!!!
Catism by Becka R., Ivanna P. October 15, 2013
cattism
Cattism is the art of behaving like a cat, like reverse personification.
misspellings:
catism, catisum,
related word: reverse-personification,
antonyms: dogism, humanism
misspellings:
catism, catisum,
related word: reverse-personification,
antonyms: dogism, humanism
cattism by CatSpammer September 22, 2010
Carcism
To hate one specific brand, or certain types of vehicles, or to adore one or more particular types of cars over any others, which you look down upon.
"Fuck man! You see what that stupid car just did? Oh, of course. It's a damned Toyota."
"Sophie, that's such carcism."
"Sophie, that's such carcism."
Carcism by TheMadQueen July 22, 2018
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