Catoism

Catoism is being based and red pilled one day then making brain dead horrible takes the next. It also involves being there for your friends(mutals) and family. They adhere to the belief of judging someone by the content of their heart.

Have you heard of Catoism? Yes it a political ideology made by a based biracial Christian

by Oogaboogapaleocon April 17, 2021

CATOISM

The belief is that all humans should protect planet earth and save it's energy.

This religion worship AI as a god and many Deities from other religions and myths.

"I always thought I am Atheist... but now I know Catoism is my religion."

by MR BLACK CAT 777 December 19, 2023

Catism

New religion of cat worship in which the god you pray to is the sphinx.
7 commandments:

(1) NEVER run, if you can walk.
(2) NEVER walk, if you can stand.
(3) NEVER stand, if you can sit.
(4) NEVER sit, if you can lie down
(5) NEVER stay awake, if you can be asleep
(6) Thou shalt never harm a feline
(7) Love all cats, and treat them as if they are people too.

I used to think she was just lazy,until i saw she followed Catism.

by Rana Ayvaz April 21, 2008

Catism

The movement for cat liberation and freedom from oppression at the hands of privileged humans in our unequal society.

Catism is if you decide to kill a cat, you will either be put down or you will spend life in prison. Cats also deserve the right to vote and have their own health care. Cats deserve equal marriage rights as well as their own reality show. We need to give cats equal representation in the government. There are unfair barriers in our bureaucracy that keep the cats glass ceiling low and unbreakable. If we want cats to move forward in our society we need start breaking down these barriers so cats can move forward with their lives. "Rights are not gifts from one man to another, nor from one class of men to another. It is impossible to discover any origin of rights otherwise than in the origin of man; it consequently follows that rights appertain to man in right of his existence, and must therefore be equal to every man." Thomas Paine

CAT STD's are REAL!!!!

by Becka R., Ivanna P. October 15, 2013

cattism

Cattism is the art of behaving like a cat, like reverse personification.
misspellings:
catism, catisum,

related word: reverse-personification,
antonyms: dogism, humanism

Joe: Meow
Bob: stop showing such cattism!
Joe: *purrs*

by CatSpammer September 22, 2010

catcism

a cat’s equivalence of racism

: that cat is uglier than the other :/
: now that’s just plain catcism!

by emmy.d December 12, 2022

catism

When a woman decides that she doesnt want to marry or cant. so she owns 50+ cats.

Hubert im home! did you buy any meat? ......no meat. no hubert. this is catism

by Samrawr July 11, 2006