cat turd 

It is when a person is very mean

STOP BEING A CAT TURD

cat turd by mick mick mick mick mickey December 19, 2016

Cat turd 

A giant dip of Copenhagen Long Cut Straight used by Richstrong...

Richstrong have skipped that poverty frozen pizza thing and just had a bigger cat turd!

Cat turd by Miscer ExPat August 16, 2024

busier than a cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond

A phrase your grandparent might use to describe being busy with a futile, impossible, or endless task.

Cats like to cover their feces, but if they've done their business on a frozen pond, no matter how long they try to dig up something to cover it with, their paws will always slide on the ice. The joke is the mental image of a cat making the digging motion on ice for a long time.

I don't know why I keep weeding that garden. I've been busier than a cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond, but I tell you what, there's gonna be just as many dandelions tomorrow.

busier than a cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond by Coell June 13, 2006

catturdcoin 

Catturdcoin is a new form of blockchain currency that focuses on leveraging the randomness of cats. Catturdcoin has tremendous ecological benefit due to offloading its primary function of problem solving from the computer hardware to a biological analogue. With Catturdcoin a programmer in Egypt can talk to a cat owner in Russia and negotiate an amount of Catsource to be input to the cat. A cat will consume the Catsource and perform the work of generating the essense of Catturdcoin which we call Fe-cal. Fe-cal is completely CPU, net and ram neutral. Cats generate a Fe-cal event after a semi-random period of time we call the Dropchain. You can increase the amount of Catsource and this may generate faster Dropchain. Fe-Cal is a totally unique token dropped by the cat which will then be 3d scanned and archived as a proof of work. Once a Fe-Cal is scanned in and accepted as real the computers on the Catturdcoin network will determine its value based on length, width, weight and density and also multiplyng this score by the length of time it took between Catsouce input and Fe-cal event. If the valuation computers do not agree they will roll a series of 11 20-sided dice and whoever rolls highest wins unless a computer rolled natural 20s in which case the most natural 20s win. This randomness adds value to the Fe-Cal as it may be destroyed even after a successful process- just like non-cryptocurrency! Assuming this doesn't happen the Fe-Cal score is converted directly to Catturdcoin.

"Would you like to invest in Catturdcoin?"
"Not really."

catturdcoin by thisislikelytheend August 4, 2020

Catturd 

Someone who copes with extreme amounts of projection and hypocritical lies when a conditional claim is proven correct.

He is coping SO fucking hard hahahaha what a fucking catturd

Catturd by Eyler April 9, 2023

catturd 

The voice of reason and a true Patriot, with a tremendous taste in calling governmental bullshit from the FJB regime.

When the FEDS turned up to the Capitol, Catturd immediately recognised the situation calling BS, aiding in preventing further innocent patriots falling to the regime of Sleepy Joe.

catturd by codiekay September 20, 2021

catturding 

Annoying the staff/ownership of a product enough for them to bow to your will.

LOTT was CatTurding the other day, all to get their bigoted information to reach a larger audience.

catturding by QO85 July 10, 2023