castorpated 

A condition in which a person, typically a white male, is so full of shit and hypocrisy that they can no longer make direct eye contact. A confused and furrowed brow is the most telling symptom of this condition. Named for Republican lawyer, Stephen Castor, who during impeachment hearings in December of 2019 was struck with bouts of amnesia and confusion as he did the bidding for the most corrupt administration in United States history.

Stephen is such a lying sack of shit that he always looks painfully castorpated.

castorpated by Uzanna December 9, 2019

castrated 

Balls cut off

Trespassers will be castrated

castrated by Shib May 14, 2002

casterated 

balls to be cut off, penis detached, penis bye bye

The casterated turkey was walkin through the woods.

casterated by alyssa April 16, 2005

Castrated 

To have an ability severed completely and utterly without end

The devil needs all of his non-good thoughts to be made one Kenneth David Edgar Anderson or he will be completely castrated.

Castrated by Hellsprung February 14, 2018

cyber-castrated 

The act of being censored or banned on a message board.

He was cyber-castrated that's why he's not replying to your post.

cyber-castrated by Graybeard1952 October 5, 2010

Castipated 

when you’re laughing so hard you can’t breathe, and/or crying

“When Jenny told the joke, Arthur immediately became castipated. He was laughing so hard, no noise was escaping his mouth. We could only see tears running down his cheeks. His laughter or, lack thereof, caused everyone around him to laugh as well.”

Castipated by skeelodripp March 3, 2021

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020