castorpated

A condition in which a person, typically a white male, is so full of shit and hypocrisy that they can no longer make direct eye contact. A confused and furrowed brow is the most telling symptom of this condition. Named for Republican lawyer, Stephen Castor, who during impeachment hearings in December of 2019 was struck with bouts of amnesia and confusion as he did the bidding for the most corrupt administration in United States history.

Stephen is such a lying sack of shit that he always looks painfully castorpated.

by Uzanna December 9, 2019

castrated

Balls cut off

Trespassers will be castrated

by Shib May 14, 2002

casterated

balls to be cut off, penis detached, penis bye bye

The casterated turkey was walkin through the woods.

by alyssa April 16, 2005

Castrated

To have an ability severed completely and utterly without end

The devil needs all of his non-good thoughts to be made one Kenneth David Edgar Anderson or he will be completely castrated.

by Hellsprung February 14, 2018

cyber-castrated

The act of being censored or banned on a message board.

He was cyber-castrated that's why he's not replying to your post.

by Graybeard1952 October 5, 2010

Castipated

when you’re laughing so hard you can’t breathe, and/or crying

“When Jenny told the joke, Arthur immediately became castipated. He was laughing so hard, no noise was escaping his mouth. We could only see tears running down his cheeks. His laughter or, lack thereof, caused everyone around him to laugh as well.”

by skeelodripp March 3, 2021