2 definitions by Uzanna

Wet Amos

A Wet Amos is when one wets a finger, generally the pinky, in saliva and then unsuspectingly inserts it into the anal region of a warm blooded creature. All stink, no pink and the signature one digit differentiate this maneuver from the Shocker;

Wet Willy's southside cousin.

1.) "A Wet Amos is a horrible way to wake up."
2.) "I gave a Fluffy a Wet Amos and then rubbed my finger on your pillow."

by Uzanna February 13, 2008

castorpated

A condition in which a person, typically a white male, is so full of shit and hypocrisy that they can no longer make direct eye contact. A confused and furrowed brow is the most telling symptom of this condition. Named for Republican lawyer, Stephen Castor, who during impeachment hearings in December of 2019 was struck with bouts of amnesia and confusion as he did the bidding for the most corrupt administration in United States history.

Stephen is such a lying sack of shit that he always looks painfully castorpated.

by Uzanna December 9, 2019