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Castlegar 

Nestled between the Okanagan and Alberta is a bush town filled with bush people. Often referred to as the Boonies, castlegar has as much appeal as a bearded lady.
Where are you from?
Castlegar… it’s in the middle of nowhere
Isn't that in Alberta?
Castlegar by Mountaindewspewer February 8, 2023

cartlebark 

v. The act of blowing a massive vape cloud of your favorite sativa strain under the stall divider and into the lap of the poor vulnerable schmuck with his pants down who, when you first entered the restroom, you determined to be mid-shit and unable to chase you. n. cartlebarggor: A person who routinely readies a vape rig upon entering public restrooms.
Wife outside bathroom waiting: Honey, did you sneak and get high while you were in there? You smell like a skunk sprayed the first 3 rows at a Phish show!

Husband: Fuck no, some douchebag cartlebarked me just as I started to take a dump.
cartlebark by Art Cartlebark August 21, 2023

castlemore 

brampton high end area mainly with mansions everywhere and where yutes act like og
rexdale resident yo mate in my hood i heard yesterday gun fire castlemore resident oh seriously eh

i heard yesterday punjabi songs bangin in car and pull over later by mame yo fucked up the scene
castlemore by proper jatt October 15, 2018

castlevania 

The best sidescrolling series ever. This game proves you don't need 32 km of viewing distance and radioactive HDR on the real-time foilage to be fun. This series revolves around a vampire hunter defeating dracula. That's the basic premise, you go through Dracula's castle fighting zombies and creatures and all types of badass monsters. Tight control, badass weapons, deep gameplay with awesome moves, kickass sprite animations, one of the best soundtracks in videogame history. All of the games in this series kickass(excluding the dogshit 3D ones which have no right to bear the name Castlevania and Castlevania 2).

Some other series match it such as Super Mario Bros. and Metroid, but this game is the epitomy of what makes a videogame good.
My favorite one is Castlevania: Circle of the Moon on the gameboy advance.
castlevania by aldwardo October 25, 2006

Castlevania 

Stories of vampire hunters whose destiny is to hunt the evil Count Dracula, by penetrating the dark castle known as Castlevania---The Count's Castle.
Castlevania always ends up crumbling after the count is easily defeated.
Castlevania by Delf June 22, 2003

Castlegasmic 

Given by Terri Edda Miller as her definition of Castle Season 6 or more appropriately called SEASON SEX. Basically Castle + Orgasm = Castlegasm. It's an immediate after effect of Castle & Beckett's "Crime Solving Foreply" & "Eyesex".
Did you watch the Castle episode last night?! It was Castlegasmic!!
Castlegasmic by Kat Fillion October 1, 2013